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Skills in season 3: costs 80 mana, deal 180 damage, stun for 2 seconds

Skills in season 11: costs 50 mana, however if you have shares invested in the renewable energy sector it instead costs 1% of your next shares dividend. The target enemy champion checks if they have milk in the fridge, damage dealt is equal to the expiry date of milk. Stun duration is equal to the closest ally champions grandmothers date of passing

If I wanted to spend 27 minutes finding out why LoL was so dogshit I'd just play a ranked game

This made me realized that there is more words in samira's passive than in alistar's entire kit.

The biggest issue LoL has… is that half of your loses feel like you’re losing to your team or the game, only half the time do you feel like you lost to the enemy team & it’s players.

Quote that i found on twitter some time ago:
-"Describe League Of Legends!"
-"League is a game where the less you understand the more fun it is.
Once you truly learn how the game works and what impacts the outcome of the game, the less fun you have."

Old skills
"Stuns target for X seconds"

New skills
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

"Sorry guys, Imma go play Among Us"

Good lord, I've reached the point when I can't even be mad at him for actually going to enjoy himself. At least one of the ten players had a good time.

"Yummi is a modern sona"
Seraphine : "imma end this mans whole career"

I actually hope the novelty feeling will return with Wild Rift. That's why I got excited for it.

I remember the good old days when I didn’t know the name of a single champion.

"Yuumi is a modern Sona"
Seraphine:  Hold my microphone

I still remember when you could actually report them for being unskilled.

League was funnier in the old days because people didn't know how to play League. That's frankly about it, the longer League will exist and the more people will elevate the skill floor necessary to be "good" and let's be frank, League isn't the type of game you can have fun in if you're not "somewhat good"

"Change is not always bad"
- Kha'Zix, probably

"we are a far cry from when Oriana had the best ultimate in the game"  damn that one hit hard

Can I just say. What made this game amazing to me was trying to have my own "pro" scene where I make friends then turn it into a team. Then as a team we improve to reach our goals. Maybe a tournament win here and there. Now it's so hard to make friends. Everyone is upset. Everyone is angry. Everyone is frustrated. Gone are the days where u put in 15 games of a champ because u had fun playing it and then it clicks and u play another 40 and go "wow I actually improved and look at my record"
Now it's one bad story after another. I miss the good old days. I really do.

I think League is starting to develop the same problem that has affected games like WoW.
Riot is making champions with abilities that fit a lot of different roles. They're giving you the option to change your playstyle with items. This doesn't really sound bad first BUT when they give you the option to buy items that make your Jinx dash like a jungler, items that make your Udyr go invisible like an assassin, items that can give every champion Vayne's W, there's gonna be a problem. Nothing is unique anymore. Every champion/class can literally fit in every category now. I know the new season is gonna be a fun experience, but I fear it's not gonna last long...

“She’s almost like a modern sona”
Riot: Did you say sona?
seraphine releases

most videos on your screen: "Why I'm quitting league"
Darkkmanes video: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"