"I WOULD LIKE TO READDD!"

“You crank. I find book.” I can’t believe Grog Grog’d an explanation

1:38 Smart Grog was like "is this how Percy feels talking to me?"

I love that “giant” Pike looks to be only like a foot taller than Grog.

Grog getting smart by stupidity was the most entertaining thing I have seen

Scanlan singing about Pike being strong in the style of the Beastie Boys is just the icing on this whole scene

Pike was feeling SWOLE!!💪💪

Grog: Speaking scientist speak

Oh my Gods. Tell me this is a nightmare.

2:47 SPIN PIKEY, SPIN LIKE THE WIND!!!

1:37 I’m sorry but that “wut?” got me 🤣

Pike is basically a Goliath in a Gnomes body and this just kinda proves it lol

Meanwhile Pike is thinking, ‘Is this what Yasha feels like every day?’

Pike: "HOLY SHIT! I'M A MONSTA!"

I absolutely love the idea of a barbarian with max out intelligence lmao

1:22 from that moment, I knew they switch roles.

Congratulations Grog, you know how Percy feels now.

1:38 grog is like: "oh gods, is this how everyone feels when they have to explain stuff to me!?"

Man pike looks so cool enlarged

“Ugh… this side is all metaphysics and philosophy.”

Cool, maybe that can help me with my philosophy major in college.

God this episode is officially my favorite Vox Machina episode of all time. Nothing that comes out of season 5 could possibly match it.