Some characters I missed:
The Mayor- idk how I missed her, she’d probably be mid-high b tier

Al Gore- he definitely would have made sense to include but I forgot, low A tier

Mickey Mouse- probably high B tier

I knowingly didn’t include dogpoo because he doesn’t have much prominence

Spoiler Alert:      The show will finally end with Pip waking up and realizing that its all a dream, and he is in 19th century Britain.

Putting Pip at #1 was a bold and controversial choice, but I respect it.

Cartman Is one of, if not the greatest fictional character. The fact that they’ve kept him so good for 25 years consistently is wonderful.

21:00 my father never gave me $100 for being gay. I'm upset now

Not only does Jimmy have a stutter that affects his stand-up timing, but you missed the legs aspect. STAND-UP. He can't stand unassisted.

RIP Isaac Hayes, Chef was incredible, we deserved more episodes and scientology killed him

Jimbo is also a really good uncle, very caring and emotionally involved in stans life. In Season 25 he acts as a replacement for Cartmans dad so they can beat the teenagers in „help my teenager hates me“

Mr. Garrison is top 5 for me solely because of one line in the ladder to heaven.
“Ladder to Heaven? That’s fucking stupid”

So happy to see Kenny get the high-ranking he deserves. He easily became one of my favourite characters after the Mysterion arc. Him and Butters deserve SO MUCH better than the horrible parents and home lives they have 😢

Im so glad Butters got the high ranking he deserves, when he got his very own episode I was ecstatic

I love how they developed PC principal into a character with more depth than a stereotype.

But one thing you didn’t mention was that his other main personality trait is that he’s a stereotypical frat bro which usually aren’t PC in the real world.

They make these 2 diametrically opposed traits work so well together in a way that isn’t annoying and still funny.

In 2006 climate change was NOT basically a conspiracy. Scientists were cirtain of it since the early 90 at the very latest.

In my teenage and younger adult years, I found Mr. Stotch to be hilarious. I'm now 26 years old and I cannot comfortably watch an episode where he has a prominent role. His abusive behavior towards Butters stopped being funny and instead became a reminder to me that someone, somewhere, actually treats their kid that way with no humor intended.

Kenny is definitively my number 1. He's absolutely hilarious with everything he says (if you understand him) and I love the running gag where he dies. But, the main thing is the heart he has. I love the relationship he has with his little sister, and I swear I nearly cried at the end The City Part Of Town episode, where it was revealed he spent all the money he made from working to buy his sister a doll. I absolutely love his character.

Kenny is definitely my favorite character! Especially seeing his backstory how horrible his parents are but still manages to be so kind to people and be the best brother ever to Karen!!!
Also when everyone is grown up trying to find out how he died in one of the specials he blames his friends for Covid because instead of sticking together their friendship broke apart which shows how deeply he actually cares about his friends.
Out of everyone I’m just drawn to him most!
He’s someone I’d want to be friends with!
Like just makes me want to hug him.
He’s encountered death multiple times and he has to deal with the fact nobody ever remembers.
He even literally told everyone in a mysterion episode and shot himself to prove that he’s telling the truth and not pretending.
He spends his money from working on his sister and even tells her when they are in foster care that he’ll never leave and will always be there watching over her.
Like I honestly get emotional over his whole story.
His story is so tragic and he deserves better.
That’s why he is my #1 character:)))

The fact that the dad of one of the main characters is atleast just as entertaining as the main character himself is simply hilarious

I would place Stan’s Grandpa in B tier for the fact that he played a HUGE role in the ManBearPig special

"Garrison is the Cartman version of Randy."
Dude, you just blew my mind with that analogy.

The thing about Cartman is not only is he an amazing stand-alone character that can be the star of his own episodes, but he brings out the best in every character he interacts with. He brings out the best in Wendy, Butters, Kyle, and Stan. He’s easily my favorite character in the show.