The Mojang employee sitting at their desk confused why cookie production doubled for a few days and then went back to normal:

BOYS, WE FOUND EM

THE DUDE FROM OUR MATH PROBLEMS

This video is a masterpiece in not only cookie farming, but philosophy and story telling. I love Jaron's videos

i love the dedication of making a story to memorizing a complex redstone mechanism; that method is how i was able to get my biology degree

As an old legend said.
"Rank number 1 isn't an achievement, it's a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title."

might get 50,000,001 cookies now

This video isn’t about 50M cookies, it’s about how much Jaron DOES NOT like unnecessary tutorials

His greatest downfall was that the industrial cookie complex was TOO successful. Oh what sweet irony.

dude you made the server lag for 5 months ... are you finally done?

-goes to nether roof
-"there's a thousand wardens under me."
-does not elaborate
-flies away

Just wait till Jaron learns about Cookie Clicker.

"so called free thinkers when a new wood farm is released"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Watching you memorize the bonemeal engine feels like watching a Mechanicum priest construct a machine through ritual and not understanding... its glorious

this is honestly existentially horrifying like, this massive machine consuming the jungle and rare fossils and breaking the fabric of time to produce cookies that will never be eaten for the sake of production, all in a mind boggling scale

this is what happens behind the scenes when you buy one (1) cookie clicker upgrade that does 50 million cookies a second

12:41
"murders someone"
"awwwww you really have to trample over my crops?!"

At long last the lag is over… thank you Jaron…..

By the 20 minute mark every distant shot of the cookie farm reminded me of those photos of overpopulated cities with consumerism advertisements and restaurants and stores and factories everywhere

Cookie clicker warned us of this possibility

29:39  “now parker had a lot of fun on the island, and wanted to stick around” out of context is CRAZY