this is a fever dream i dont ever want to wake up from.

I love how In Snakes inner dialogue he is labeled as Diamondback Rattlesnake

Bro that "3000 pages of Epstein files" aged fucking instantly. They released 3 million pages the same morning this shit released lol.

This is extremely well made. Can I do VO in the next one?

This is the most intelligent shitpost I've seen.

The recontextualizing Ocelot's big-brained empty SAA to him not checking his gun from the museum raid is GENIUS. It makes them all look stupid. Not smart-stupid, just stupid without making it look dumb

"when the time is right, i will appear in gameplay"

incredible writing

Remember, Ocelot is canonically the Boss' biological son and one can only imagine the disappointment she feels on a day to day basis during the events of Operation Snake Eater

I cant believe my eyes HE POSTED FINALLY AFTER 7 MONTHS

Bane had no hesitation with that nuke once he heard ocelots men are down there

The experience of this video is absolutely insane for me because I have absolutely ZERO context or comparisons for this video. I've never interacted with any form of Metal Gear media, outside of occasional memes, so this is essentially my first introduction to the whole thing and I can only take it at face value

"i just put a hole in my drywall" funniest shit ever heard
what makes it better is that hes whispering it and my sense of humor is fucked

oh my god he's here

Zero cameo+ best way to experience metal gear

53:42 the fact we didn't get to see the epic fight between diamondback solid snake and wheelchair bound, braindead Kirito is a travesty!

Think of the hilariously gangs you could've done!? Think of near comatose duel weilding in his sleep protag using his cannonical broken, BS psychic/miracle powers to snipe you!

Remember, like how he does in Alicezation!? Which is something I found supremely hilarious because at that point the writing was like fuck it, Kirito IS just a wheelchaired Jesus/Bhudda/super Saiyan psychic demi-god!

''im going to throw you off this bridge now.''

*willingly takes her hand and lets her throw him*😂

33:22 you’re too late corn pop I already vocoded your voice into Megalovania

16:27 Teto Jumpscare

this mgs video looks intresti- KASANE TETO?????

Fun fact: While camping in Alaska I had a couple of those calorie mate bricks, they are decent if you are out of food but are as equally dry. My favorite is strawberry and chocolate flavor. Anyways while chowing down on these bad boys, I was held at gun point because I had accidentally entered someone's property. Then I offered one of these bad boys to the man who had me at gun point, who upon eating it said it tasted like "oriental bullshit" then asked for another one. I was then taken to the nearest train station. 10/10 would enter the backwater properties of people again.

Teto as EVA is amusing

33:26
Did you…did you just put the text to the rhythm of megalovania.