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Could We Survive Prison? | Ear Biscuits

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We’re innocent, we swear! In this episode, Rhett & Link discuss what might cause them to go to prison, and how they’d defend themselves in there, as well as who actually should order first at a restaurant, and a few interesting ways to switch up your fashion sense.
EB #447, Original Release Date: 11/18/2024

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:01 Rhett’s New Hobby
07:18 ‘90s Music Tangent
10:49 Archery
22:38 Ordering Etiquette
34:17 Link & Christy Argument
39:03 Eating Fast
41:29 Why We’d Go to Prison
52:54 Rhett’s Trespassing Story
59:13 Bad Fashion Sense

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20 Comments

@emiliaholmberg3320 1 year ago

Link ending up in prison for a hit and run makes so much sense considering how many stories I’ve heard of how bad of a driver he is.

@steffanymarie8728 1 year ago

I am here to comment that I listened to this on Spotify on Monday and MY VOICEMAIL was played as the ending voicemail ON MY BIRTHDAY!! Thanks, guys, for making my entire day!! 😆

Apologies for my puppy barking in the background 😂

@fruitcake_2526 1 year ago (edited)

Rhett described how Link would react to caught trespassing is so freaking accurate!

@Alekaie 1 year ago

Hearing how Rhett took his kid out on a road trip to get some stuff for a hobby while listening to music is the most wholesome thing. It's such normal moments like that which I miss having with my dad. I hope they can look back at it and know it's special to be able to do that together.

@katefights 1 year ago

I (a woman) have never once thought about women ordering first even being a thing

@manhattanmike6959 1 year ago

The difference between someone who goes to jail and someone who doesn't is only a few moments.

@AlbrightNow7 1 year ago

As a woman, I truly don’t give a shit who orders first as long as you bring me food at the end 🤣🤣

@SocksPropaganda 1 year ago

I wish my friends were more like Rhett. I'm totally the type of person to make a playlist and accompanying PDF but my friends would just laugh and never listen to it or never even open the PDF lol.

@lizzygiroux9490 1 year ago

Imagine if that teenager was a mythical beast and then just randomly seeing Rhett walking through the dirt road on your middle of nowhere property, as if he just materialized there

@carrington8185 1 year ago

As a waitress, I just let whoever looks most confident start, the person to MY left, or “whoever wants to start”

@chaosndelights 1 year ago

I feel like instead of "it's customary to hold the door for women", it should be customary to hold the door for your fellow human. Like just be a courteous human to all, rather than say as a feminist i can no longer hold the door for women out of principle. Lol (not that either rhett or link said that, just as an example perspective)

@emilymay2544 1 year ago

I've literally never heard of women ordering food first or maybe I've never noticed, gonna see what happens the next time I go out to eat hah

@Plantaddixt 1 year ago

Link: Everything’s soft in prison.

Rhett: not everything

😂😂😂😂😂

@VIRTUALRAINFALL 1 year ago

Rhett is such a LA Rogan Huberman kinda guy at heart I love that he doesn’t let people around him deter his interests

@fooolsun4917 1 year ago

I appreciate Rhett's perspective on appearance. I look bad because I don't know how to not look bad, and if someone offered advice I'd gladly take it 😅😅

@Cornpopskarts 1 year ago

Cmon we all know Rhett’s gunna get arrested for buying hashish in Portugal

@Leena79 1 year ago

Everything I know about prisons is based on watching Oz, Shawshank Redemption and Prison Break, also Papillon. Based on them, I think Rhett would become the prison philosopher, who reads a lot and gives strange but convincing answers to the questions his fellow inmates ask him about life. Link...he'd probably be well-liked by many. And, if y'all end up in the same prison, you can always use your creativity and engineering skills to escape.

@brittanyp9334 1 year ago

I got so excited when the 3rd caller said they were from Madison, WI! I didn't think there was anyone else from Madison that listened! How cool!

@davidkholland2415 1 year ago

I got one for you.
Who sleeps closer to the bedroom door.
It's the old men sleep closer to the door because that's where a potential threat could come from.
Me and my best friend went on a trip not long ago and I found myself taking the bed next to the door still as a since of duty to protect the room so to speak.

@piranesi06 1 year ago

there is nothing i loved to hear more than rhett mention the smashing pumpkins even if it was only for a second. they are my favorite band of all time and billy corgan is my favorite artist of all time.