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Lots of alligators. In this episode, Rhett & Link find out what wacky Florida man story happens on their birth date, Link tells an interesting story from his college days where he took a blind woman through Wisconsin, and they talk about their admiration for funeral directors. Discover how OURA can help you better understand your long-term health and wellness at ouraring.com/ear.

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:05 Link’s Blind Woman Elaboration
06:06 Weekly Drives Home
08:07 Won a Trip to Wisconsin
13:04 Trying to Stay Awake Driving
18:24 Being in Wisconsin
22:00 When Self-Driving Cars Save the Day
26:48 Our Sleep Scores
29:40 Florida Man Horoscopes
33:10 Rhett’s Florida Man
37:53 Link’s Florida Man
42:31 Jenna’s Florida Man
44:40 Gators in the Creek
46:22 Partner’s Cleanliness
51:18 Rhett’s Fear of Bugs
56:22 Funeral Director Thoughts

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20 Comments

@gravytrain21 9 months ago (edited)

Grace the funeral director here! My entire life was made hearing my voicemail played!!! I’ve been a faithful fan of Rhett & Link since I was 7 years old and I found their “Men Who Can’t Pee: A Failed Commercial” video, and I’ll soon be 24. I can’t believe my last voicemail was chosen, but I’m so grateful. Thank y’all so much for not only picking my voicemail but saying so many wonderful things about the funeral director/embalmer profession. It’s such an honor to do what I do, and now even more so since I know two of the people I look up to most in the world think I’M cool for doing it. I really hope your admiration of funeral directors has helped others’ understanding of the profession and hopefully piqued some curiosity!

@Waxson77 9 months ago

"What do you normally do when ear biscuits is gone?"
Wait for them to get back 😞

@vortexathletic 9 months ago

As a Wisconsinite, I have been intrigued ever since Link mentioned this story on GMM 😅

@Grymgar 9 months ago

Sorry Rhett, but driving with your eyes closed even with assist is risky. You ever wake up with your wife pushing you because you were snoring and you were like "I was awake and i know I wasn't snorin'!" Yeah, usually you fell asleep longer than you thought lol

@autumngreenhalgh1127 9 months ago

To the caller whose boyfriend is dirty I just wanted to point out that the standards of cleanliness that he grew up with will likely be the standard for how he continues to keep his home. He won't be able to flip a switch and most likely will not see cleanliness like you do. There are people that change or improve, but it is unfair to expect that night and day difference without him being the one who notices and who it bothers too. Please bring it up. This may be a big issue if/when you decide to live together.

@kennykedits 9 months ago

Just got my youtube recap, EB is my most watched channel and apparently im a top 0.1% viewer. Ima need therapy when this ends 😂

@raphwrk 9 months ago

Okay but PLEASE do not close your eyes while you are driving, self driving mode or not lmao.

@riojanellex 9 months ago

23:00 it’s ALWAYS safer to pull over and rest your eyes for 5-10 minutes than continue driving drowsy! My mom worked midnights for a long time and many of her friends got into bad wrecks from micro sleeps (nodding off)

@emilyisgreat808 9 months ago

Ahhhh! You guys played my song at the end of the pod! I didn’t think we’d make it Joe 😂 ily guys so much❤🌺

@alsipsy 9 months ago

gonna miss this podcast

@vebtinkerbellable 9 months ago

I am so sad that ear biscuits is saying goodbye😭😭yours is the only podcast I listen to

@elijah9336 9 months ago

CHANGE OF TITLE FEEDBACK: I clicked off after the blind lady story and when I saw it again and read title I then finished video! title change got me

@crazycatlizz 9 months ago

This episode gave me two very important things: (1) I can finally sleep peacefully now that we have the full Link and Blind Woman in Wisconsin story, and (2) Rhett just unknowingly taught me that those lines on the road are called rumble strips. Thank you boys for your service.

@MicheleKlinger 9 months ago

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THIS STORY! I may have been one of the many inquiring minds who needed more, and the payoff was everything I could have hoped for.

@awwwashley 9 months ago

Link’s story and Rhett’s commentary has me in tears 😭🤣🤣

@amberg.620 9 months ago

Wow. That was so sweet of Link!

@h.ellielee-morrow8533 9 months ago

I’m a cyclist in Los Angeles. Please, for the love of god, keep your eyes open when you’re driving a car. I want to get home alive

@plasticcoyote 9 months ago

If you flew into Madison, it sounds like you were driving through the Driftless area! Very beautiful in summer. You should have picked up some cherries on the side of the road lol

@Itsjustjazzduh 9 months ago (edited)

Omg! Links Florida Man story was right near where my parents live. Yes, it was a big gator. It was disc golf and it was at night which we are warned not to go over there at night. We go to that park all the time. You don’t usually have to worry about that stuff during the day.