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Steven Seagal Makes Black People Look White- Half Past Dead

SenseiSeagal

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Honestly, I don't think it matters what the movie is about. It's all about that hair. And you'll see it in the opening few seconds. I don't mess around. Steven Seagal and Ja Rule star in Half Past Dead, some movie about a bunch of stuff in a prison and blah blah stupid movie. What is awesome is how Big Daddy Seagal does all of his own fight scenes, and most importantly, that thick head of hair is a sight to behold. Trust me, you'll see what I mean in the opening few seconds.
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@senseiseagal1983 Creator 2 years ago (edited) Pinned

Sensei Chicken Wing is in all of his glory here, and I love it. I hope you all enjoyed it my friends. Thanks for your love and support. If you're new here, think about liking and subscribing. Joining Seagalism will be the single greatest decision of your life. If you'd like to show your support for the Great One through Patreon, it is truly appreciated. https://www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal Stay awesome legends!

@Merlchar 2 years ago

The inmates would have found Big Daddy's luscious locks irresistible, so he had to hide them under a bandana for his own protection. Brilliant film.

@jbm421 2 years ago

"Thank you, Paul."

@70Slinger 2 years ago

I"m surprised Sensei sausage fingers even allowed himself to be "hit" on camera.

@mikeymike6047 2 years ago

Come on, man, he is the reincarnation of a Tibetan monk, probably the last airbender, that's why the arrow on his head.

@user-cl5kj7oq6y 2 years ago (edited)

Got this masterpiece on DVD, 1 & 2. I consider the time period in the late 90s early 00’s during which Hip Hop/wrestling personalities and action stars were partnering up for straight to DVD movies to have been the peak of the western economy.

@MaximumRD 2 years ago

1:31 - RIP MY F*CKING EARS......................

@vanemaster4345 2 years ago

"I'm Russian, you know. My family is from Vladivostok and Belarus and..."

@joelpaterson4104 2 years ago

And then……. Circle ⭕️!!! Hand me cracking up😅 epic timing ⏱️

@lukewright9031 2 years ago

0:34 YES! Please do a video on it!!

@NewMessage 2 years ago

Oh, I 100% believe that guy's been declared brain dead for at least 22 minutes.

@jonathananaya 2 years ago

That’s not a bandana man. That’s a du-rag.

@garrettfarrell1776 2 years ago

12:36 "Now say good-pie.... Lights shining up in the sky (here's the girl with the whipped cream FINALLY) and IM feeeeeeeln ALRIGHT wait, is that a heart attack?!?!, oh no, just gas thank seagul!!