i had a roommate in 2012 who let his life fall apart because he was convinced the mayan apocalypse was going to happen and he would rebuild society like john connor

My old roommate would come home black out drunk, eat whatever food he had, then when he woke up he'd try and argue that someone else did it. We had to put a trail cam in the kitchen and catch him like a fuckin deer just to prove it to him.

I live vicariously through these guys because I never had the chance to be an irresponsible piece of shit

I had a roommate in college who was an art major and he he’d smoke weed all day playing Oblivion and then would pull all nighters finishing art projects. All of his art was Hurley logos. Every. Single. Project.

I used to have a sign on my childhood door that said "prosecutors will be violated" and 12-year-old me thought it was the dopest shit and I was really cool for doing that

The annoyed, "Your car doesn't also need to smoke weed," line is so damn funny to me.

I love that the male roommate experience is the same and everyone strives for the toilet paper equilibrium

The most important step in choosing a new roommate is making sure they are at least as gay as you are.

Im drunk af right now and Ive got to admit the "Cumtown + Just Cause 3" combo has never hit this hard before.

Imagine chilling with your girl’s baby daddy, your girlfriend and their kid.

"The mom is like my kid's 11, and he's been on nickelodeon and they really love him. So i'm like wow this kid sounds like he sucks."

I'm listening to this as I eat alone at the fanciest steak restaurant in Istanbul. Perfect mix of winning and losing.

Me and my buddies threw a giant CRT TV onto a bonfire when we were about 14.

The explosion it made fired a jet of glass and hellfire right past my friend, and almost obliterated him.

Good times 🙃

13:06 Nick saying everyone in LA tells you what they do for a living after telling you their name is true and it annoys me so much

absolutely have had those roommates where you barely interact with each other. One of them worked from midnight til 8 in the morning, I worked from 3 til midnight. It was the dream

Nicks unenthusiastic “yeah” gets me every time

Well, here's to you Mrs. Robinson

This video should be called “Nick’s non Chinese roommates”

The part about the dude explaining the dark carnival going into “yeah he’s probably my best roommate” got me

I sometimes crash at my friend's place now and again. He has a roommate that we never usually see during the day because he's sleeping from work. If we're lucky, we'll catch him in a conversation of about three sentences, and we never see him again for the rest of the day. Nice guy honestly.