apparently I got a few points calculations wrong in this one, sorry I'm a bard not a mathematician :_jocatBlep:

The fact that everyone in the Waking Sands died because some yo-yo stacked a bunch of crates in front of the fire exit is going to live rent free in my head for a hot minute

"Say something nice about Asahi."

It's decent beer.

Once again, thank you so much for having me!! ☺💕

PLD Main btw 😌

Thanks for having me this was a blast 🎉

As a member of the Goobbue Wall, I'm glad to see our sacrifice respected.

One nice thing about Asahi: I don't think I've ever seen a character so strongly unite a fandom in opinion so quickly and with so few words up until the Great Signing of the Adoption Forms of post Shadowbringers. They're our kids now, Fourchenault, and we're taking them out for ice cream because they deserve it.

Not the Voxer smile freeze frame out the gate!

10/10 Shen never change

I feel like the Azys Lla and Paladin questions back to back almost made Shen go back into the Aetheric sea lmfao

MY SHOW IS ON

They call him Victor Quizzles

Scribe: About to dump some mad lore knowledge on the ancient ways of the paladin order

Veri: "Lore is for NERDS!"

For the osha one.  The fact the boxes arent held on a shelf with certain clearance is another violation.

Love seeing Vulpixie here after seeing all her crashouts while finishing endwalker lmao

I like how the point values correspond to dungeon difficulty. Whomever thought of doing that detail deserves a cookie.

the Arenvald joke was cruel but it's not like he's gonna stand up for himself

"OSHA rules are written in blood" is the hardest way to say rules don't spontaneously come into being I've ever heard.

When he asked about Azys Lla I literally screamed "EVERYTHING!"

I would definitely watch a 12 hour plus video about every OSHA violation in FFXIV

Heavensward was nine years ago and Estinien's spear STILL has Nidhogg's blood on it