Why am I watching this

Here in Germany government web pages have "Einfache Sprache" (simple language) as an accessibility option.

This felt like reading those for 2h straight.

Atrioc's brain rotted out so bad he passed out for a bit, I love it.

I'm sure he'll never do it but I would love Atrioc to watch Ish's 1000 Minecraft player thing. In terms of Minecraft slop it's actually pretty good in a unironic way.

This is so horrendous I can feel my myelin sheaths rotting away, its like a fork on a plate but for my neurons.

Using parkour for currency is a recession indicator

1:03:50  from chat : “ this is faked big A” lmao

I’m a little concerned at how invested I was in this as a 27 year old man

Big A falling asleep is so funny 1:14:30 (I was watching this video trying to fall asleep too)

Bro is showing AND telling. Parkour civilization is like 99% exposition yet still manages to be peak

Didn't he fall asleep watching this? 🤣🤣🤣

I love that so many of the long reactions that Big A has done, have so much recap. How does he keep managing to select series that were edited from an episodic format, and then not understand that there's gonna be unnecessary recap

Bro explained everything multiple times, but just glosses over ice headhitter jump tech to make a 6 block jump?

idk why i committed to this watch

Atrioc in that outfit looks like a tired dad watching something because his kid loves it. But he also looks like he's slowly enjoying it too lol.

Drink a shot each time you hear the word "parkour" good luck

Ebvo:has one of the biggest twists of his life

Atroic: 😂😂

After watching this video every night to fall asleep I think the economic metaphor actually makes more sense than I thought. Atrioc says that the twist that "your rank depends on one jump" doesn't correlate to real life because you're constantly tested by making parkour jumps to move around and if you're not good at parkour, you'll fall to the lower level.

But the water bucket given to the parkour masters aka rich people means that they'll survive if they make a mistake. Even if they fall to the lower level, they are shown to still be masters if they use a water bucket. And this makes sense if parkour is meant to be a metaphor for bills or financial struggle. When you're a pro/working class/middle class person, you are constantly tested financially, when you're a master/rich person it might feel like you're being tested when there's a much lower risk of consequence.

Anyway way too much thought to put into a stupid video I don't even like. The financial system doesn't make sense and the system doesn't give any actual quality of life incentive to ranking up besides not having to work I guess. But you don't have to work on the noob level. Just a stupid video that makes sense sometimes.

Dude, the fact Atrioc didn't get the fact this was him narrating his story FROM THE FUTURE is insane to me.

old man pretends to watch children brain rot and judges issues explained by the brain rot in 30 different exposition flashbacks.

Trigger warning for anyone who is upset by hearing the word "parkour"