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SLEEP FOR THE SLEEP GOD, PILLOWS FOR THE PILLOW THRONE

SNURGLE THÉ SLEEP FATHER

Yay, Papa Nurgle's bedtime stories!

Nurgle, ironically, is one of the noises I make while sleeping.

Thank you oh great teller of stories , as you make me go to sleep by describing pain and suffering!

As I lay my head to sleep, I ask The Prince for bliss to keep.
As I close my eyes this day I ask the warrior for my strength regain
As I lie my back to ground I ask the grandfather my health safe and sound
And as I dare to test my fate I ask the lord my sleep to stay safe

Goodnight Slaanesh, Goodnight Khorne, Goodnight Nurgle, Goodnight Tzeentch. Sleep tight

Leaving a comment hoping it’ll push this channel into the ppl who needs it,  can find it in their recommended

1 min 20 seconds in i got an add that blew my eardrums out. RIP sleep.

Sorry Khorn, too sleepy to get more blankies for the blood god and pillows for the skull throne

Nurgle has cursed me with a foul plague keeping me up with violent fits of coughing for the past week.

It's kind of stupid of me to be listening to this while I have to stay awake. But I also want to relax.

I just fully based and finished my first plague marine of 2k points, tell me of my god and lull me to sleep

Thank you for your hard work on this passion channel! I can't wait to start my dreams with your voice, and the Gods of Chaos!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

For some reason, i never make it more than 5 minutes listening to this one, it just knocks me out faster than every other lore video should i be concerned

SLEEB FOR THA SLEEBGY GOD

Phlegm for the Phlegm god! Chocolate for the porcelain throne!

Glory to Nurgle.

I love these, allthough it's a funny concept

How am I dupposed to learn sum if I fall asleep 2 minutes in...