“I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to have gay sex with me.”

The one dude laughing sounds like someone trying to start a 2 stroke dirtbike with a fouled sparkplug.

"The gift is the n-word" needs to be  one the boy's future album titles.

"The surprise party is the monologue, the gift is the 'n-word'"

He's so right. The movie has nothing to do with black people at all. Yet the opening monologue is just calling them the n word and shitting on them, and then the movie starts. I can't stop laughing.

The way nick said "true guineas" in Chinese voice was absolutely spot on

"I'm not impressed by any woman" 😂

Love how he corrects “Columbus” to “Corumbus” during the Chinese bit

I love that he calls the Hong Kong version of The Departed "Japanese" and then does a Chinese accent.

I love how he just bursts out laughing as soon as he hears the N word

Adam lives to step on bits

One of the most Boston ways to start a Boston movie

It’s insane how hard Adam tries to defend completely ruining the fucking joke

adam with the surface-to-air bit killing missile.

Stav is right, you instantly know the movie is set in Boston with that monologue

"The rat symbolises obviousness."

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0:25 “You just spoiled the whole point!” I can’t be the only one who knew exactly what Nick was going to get to the minute he mentioned “The Departed”.

I love the big mountain of clicks on the timeline at 3:36

That opening monologue always catches me by surprise, also one of the last scenes where Leo calls Matt Damon's character a fucking f***ot out of nowhere always makes me spit out my beverage.