I find it so funny that Ultron spent 5 minutes on the Internet and thought humanity needs to go

Imagine threatening Thanos and he goes to the police and has you arrested for intimidation

“For mutilation of the man’s guts the court sentences you with 20 years  ”
“I’m sorry”
“Reduce it to 10”

Props to Ultron for apologizing and paying his bills

Cars:exist
Winter Soldier: and I took that personally.

HE GAVE TONY A TIME OUT🤣

I love how Winter Soldier (until being pardoned) had only charges for money, and just straight up life sentences

the best part about how many life sentences ultron got is how he technically could have served all of them

In the first scene, The Winter Soldier should also have jaywalking as a crime, since he was standing away from the zebra crossing.

I always loved ultron’s reactions to things like after he cuts off klaue’s arm “ooh i’m sorry” or after the twins run away “wait, guys!” It’s just so casual

Ultron: cuts off someone arm
Lawyer: Your honor,he said he was sorry

Bro this guy came literally outta nowhere and instantly started releasing the best crime videos I’ve seen on YouTube.  You literally inspired me to write my own case files on movie villains and it is so much fun.  Thank you for being you, mousait. Road to 100K

Edit: thanks for over 1000 likes guys you are nice, have a great day!

Can't believe Tony Stark got charged more than Bucky did

I read Ronan’s page on the mcu wiki and found a few more criminal charges in addition to what you shown here:
1: War Crimes in Captain Marvel when he orders ballistic missiles to be dropped on earth; a group of them could wipe out all life so I think it’d be war crimes.
2: 2 extra mass murder charges, 1 on the Kylosian population (Drax’s species) and another on the guards and prisoners in the Kyln
3: another attempted murder of Drax when he chokes him on the dark aster.
This would result in his sentence being increased to 5 death sentences and 100,004 life sentences (6 deaths and 4 life if you convert the 100k ppl he killed at xandar to a death sentence)

I never watched Avengers: Age of Ultron so when I heard the line "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which" it gave me a good chuckle

3:37 I freaking love how he expressed simpathy for that van🤣

If this guy makes a video on Llamas with hats, Carl’s sentence would probably be around 100M years.

The "Tony Stank" part had me dying of laughter. 😂

Out of all the crimes in this video I think we can all agree that no-one wants to get charged with timeout. That stuff is no joke.

Man, you just gave me a whole new perspective on Tony Stark. Life will never be the same 😔