bro is literally a practice bot for interrogation techniques

can we talk about the polygraph lady’s ability to seem genuinely friendly while actually playing him like the legend she is

The true protagonists in this story:

1. Shannan’s friend
2. The neighbors
3. Polygraph lady

It's not enough that he anihiliated his family, he then blames his murdered wife of the crime HE committed. What a complete piece of shite.

Detectives: use the pause technique
Me: "It was me. I shot JFK."

It's so cringy when polygraph lady notes that he hasn't cried once about his little girls being missing and Chris immediately pretends to be choked up 🙄🙄 I hate this man

His Dad: well we gotta get you a lawyer

The detectives: 🏃‍♀️🏃💨

“I didn’t know what to do!”
Dude just get divorced and don’t kill your kids

“I let my family down”
Biggest understatement in history

The neighbor solved the case in just a few minutes.

Both interrogators vibed so well together. They destroyed this pile of shit.

“None of this makes any sense. Why would she hurt my girls?” Literally his alibi is so bad even he’s poking holes in it

It must be hard not to show excitement as a detective when you finally get them to start to crack

Bruh, Tammy's kids must get away with NOTHING

The fact that he cries because he got caught not because his whole family is dead is just mind blowing.

"I loved those human children. I would never hurt them. Perhaps they've entered into their hibernation early this year."

Did your wife do something to them?
Chris: oh shit that’s a way better story, can we go back?

This channel taught me to lawyer up if I get pulled in for as much as a traffic ticket, 10 minutes later they'd have me confessing to sinking the Titanic.

remember kids: dont talk to the police unless you have your lawyer present unless you actually murdered your wife and kids, in which case you got this bro, youre smarter than those detectives, dont get a lawyer.

When his dad came in and didn’t immediately tell him to get a lawyer, it reminded me of what my dad always told me: don’t murder your wife and kids.