And so David slips a little closer to madness

i love how they never put Bob on David's team, its just so much funnier to watch the logic of David get completely confused by the experience that is Bob

‘Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail’ has now met its match in ‘picking bits of pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief’

4:46 Smallhead Bob, or as he is often known, "Sniper's Nightmare"

i'd like to see wes anderson adapt all of bob's tales into a surreal coming of age film

The best part is Rob Brydon's face when he asked "do you remember any of them?" The little smile he has when he knows Bob is gonna come up with some amazing names 🤣

“Say if a duck went quack but not at the angle if it went fox!”
WTF??? I’m crying. Bob Mortimer is everything.

The Bob Mortimer checklist:
- An unbelievable story
- Oddly specific details about one aspect of the story
- Ridiculous names for people in the story
- Bob responds to a question with an answer that doesn’t actually answer the question
- David gets bamboozled and loses his mind even more when he gets it wrong

The description of the angle of the hut was just so Bob.

The description of an angle described as if a duck went “quack” as opposed to if a duck went “FOX” is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever heard 😂😂

Bob Mortimer is the uncle we all want but never had. May he live forever and ever, accumulating progressively more weird anecdotes.

1:30 "And they were allowed to bring a friend?" was so quick almost gave Bob whiplash lmao

“Well we put a bit of urine on it David “
Love Bob, National Treasure

I just cannot describe the feelings of warmth and love I hold for this dear man.

"Do you remember any of them?" Ah yes, sit down as Bob adds even more to his list of unusual names.

The slight knowing grin on Rob’s face when he asked ‘do you remember any of them’, he knows what’s coming x

"I remember me aunt Jean" not sure why that made me laugh so much.

I like when Rob smiles a little bit at 2:22 when he asks "Do you remember any of them?"
He's definitely setting up Bob's response for another round of silly friends' names :)

I rate this clip Fuji 9/10.

Using a duck to demonstrate angles is the most everyday relatable mathematics I’ve heard in a while 😂😂