I still remember watching this in the cinema in 93 and in the scene where Laura Dern and Bob Peck go out to check why Sam Jackson has not turned the power on yet, I heard a little boy ask his dad "Why didn't she take a gun aswell?" There was a brief pause and then the clearly divorced dad replied "Because she is a stupid Woman"

Everyone knows that when you mix human DNA and dinosaur DNA, you get kicked out of Jurassic Park..

"why would the dinosaur break the guys neck"
so he wouldnt testify against him of course, no witnesses.

"How much do you think that giant pile of shit cost?" I thought this was a Jurassic Park commentary, not a Jurassic World one

"He's just an upsurper."  Never change, Rich.

I love how evert time they introduce Rich Evans or he introduces himself it's always his full name.

I want to just re-re-re-re-reiterate the fact that Mike, on record, on review, loved Jurassic World.

"We're not gonna talk about Jolt Cola."

Proceed to talk about Taco Bell poop joke for 3 minutes

Mike is so damn right when he says new movies coming out are noise festivals

"They're going to use human DNA!" So the studios DO watch RLM...

I really wish they did more of these, it's taken RLM 9yrs to knock out an incredibly random selection of only 22 commentaries. Even just once a month as a Patreon tier would be something. Still, I really like these fan highlight edits, it's just a pity there isn't a bigger selection to pull from.

"This is what they used to call a movie. Now movies are giant noise festivals."

-Mike Stoklasa

It was actually heartwarming to just listen to these guys basically praise this masterpiece through the whole thing.

In Jurassic World IX, the dino will be so smart it will DO MY TAXES!

I can't believe how good this movie is in every way.

There is a line about the park being for the rich. The lawyer brings up that it would be for the rich and when Hammond naively says "this park is for everyone" the lawyer cynically retorts that they might have a "coupon day" or something.

“Ex-specially” - Michael Stoklasa, drunken Milwaukee resident and internet model

I have it in good authority that paleontologists actually love Jurassic park, because they loved it as kids and can laugh at it as adults

Rich was on the right track with the human DNA being part of the plot in the new ones, but he underestimated how dumb it would be.

"what department? Props or effects?"

If it's on set, it's the Set Dec department. If an actor touches it, it's props. So the pile in the back is Set Dec. The pile in front is props.