I literally shit myself yesterday on my porch lol

mudded my knickers at the train station. Left the britches in the stall. stank

Shit my pants at 5th grade camp, panicked and stuffed them deep in the bottom of my bag. At the end of camp the counselors went in our bags and hung a pair of all our underwear on the flag pole. The fear that went through me when they revealed the prank was something ive never really shook

The little doggy door 🤦🏻‍♀️

God Damn I love you Bozos!!! “I sat in it so long it dried up and stuck to me”… 🤣😂😭
What, nuttin on dat… Foley… Hey, I resemble that remark! 😬😬😬

I shart weekly,.  Never trust a fart when yer over 40.

Yall remember bigdog clothing? I remember my mom putting me in some of that

Me and my man H. Foley have the same kindergarten story, I remember blaming someone else for the smell.

“Nothin on that” is one of my favorite AYG eras.  Closely followed by getting iced 🌬️🥶

5 times in one day not long ago ... food poisoning 😫

I shit my pants a couple years ago. I’m 37 now lol.

Idea : Down here in aunt tuddies basement trying to keep it down, inflation is on the rise and she's going around the neighborhood collecting.

i pee'd, then poo'd , then cried.

Foley is my favorite state fair live stock animal.

🤣🤣🤣

I just clicked so fast

Have they every been asked about drinking out of the sink?

It sucks things are slowing down

Foley loves saying tough skins whenever someone brings up husky! Maybe because I was skinny but I don't remember toughskins or reinforced knees? Why would a fat person need reinforced knees on jeans? Sidebar I used to shit my pants all the time as a kid. I tried flushing them down the toilet one time to hide them and the toilet get clogged up and flooded everywhere in the basement. My Uncle still brings that up and busts my balls bout that to this day! 35 years later

If you have anything Hanes on your body you should not be considered human.