60+ yr old man being called kid by his 30 yr old uncle

i like how your rich uncle immediately gets you a car to drive in nyc making it 10x more stressful to get anywhere.

i love like the announcement that the business is being handed over and then literally the next day he loses 18k at a casino and reopens the business

that first car segment was like watching a bird trapped inside of a building just flying into shit

going into the store muttering "is that legal what i just did"

Scheduling a guy for a 24 hour shift in your dirty gym with no toilet is the most New York thing ever.

"I cant get into car accidents I don't have any money"

Truer words have never been spoken.

Imagine getting a new job, having a 72 hour work week over 3 days, and your boss days "i got a fridge you can use" in response to any query

I like he idea that the radio is stuck maxed out on in his car and he cant turn it off

"forgot your headphones in the gym" ass music

his insistence on keeping the radio on full blast is unusual

This is THE most distracted I have ever seen him in a game. He turned the 40 minute tutorial into 5 hours of stream time

"I can make it all back, hit me!" is practically Mr. Green's catchphrase.

Jerma's incapability to lock in on fucking any game holy shit lmao

3 back to back flawless Ed Edd n  Eddy impressions good lord

streamer attempts to have a job. sleeps in his gym for all time and loses his mind.

"Come to my gym or I'll break your- I mean you'll break your ankles"

Imagine you're a contractor who just finished a job putting up stone wallpaper in this guy's gym and then you ask him about pay and he says "$1000? I thought I was gonna confirm it! Well I have to commit now." He then has you wallpaper the rest of the room as he stands in the corner mumbling about how much money it'll cost.

imagine going to a gym and there's just a guy on a double bed with a tv and when you ask you get told it's the owner

imagine your boss finally giving you the hours you've been asking for and then you find out he blew his entire bank account on a gambling riverboat