Not 2 hours ago I said "Harstem hasn't cannon rushed in a while" didn't realize he was aging the cheese

"Not many people know this, but [thing that isn't true]."
Classic. We still love you though

"sometimes you do things you regret in life, and then you still regret them later" lmao

30:10 "we finished this accidently" killing the battery that previously healed his artosis pylon and held his wall preventing Shin from murdering his ass

I was making a grocery list while watching, and I wrote down "minerals".

Come for the cannonrushes, stay for the life lessons.

It's absolutely true, literally no one remembers Napoleon Bonaparte

Captain needs a new counter to go next to the GG counter. A counter for the # of times that he leaves a game too soon even by his own standards

Commentary in game 2:
"Swatting is funny... wait no"
"you should tell people to kill themselves... wait no"
"poverty is funny... wait no"

My wife has been telling me recently that she is going to throw me off a cliff if I don't cheer up soon. Little did she know that my mood is entirely dependent on the number of cannon rush videos that the Captain releases each week. I'm worried that if she finds out she may threaten to throw Harstem off a cliff. If she goes to jail I won't have as much time to watch cannon rushing videos, so try to keep this under wraps.

“No one remembers the guy that lost at Waterloo.” 😂

You actually can't queue up units before the tech goes down. It only finishes the one in progress

The little pats on the back after makin a nice play is so funny

cliff cliff cliff CLIFF CLIFF CLIFF CLIFF.

Was that a Hey Arnold reference? Goated

Some people ask me

"What is it like to be a probe? Is it good?"

In my opinion it's not about being good or not good. If I were to say what I esteem the most in life, I would say - minerals. Minerals, which gave me a helping hand when I was a mess, when I was alone, they opened a portal. And what's interesting, the chance meetings are the ones that influence our lives. The point is that when you profess certain values, even those seemingly universal like not cheesing, you may not find any understanding which, let me say, which helps us to develop. I had luck, let me say, because I found it. I found the hidden pylon. And I'd like to thank life. I'd like to thank it - life is cheesing, life is ratting, life is rushing. Many people ask me the same question, but how do you do that? where does all your happiness come from? And i replay that it's easy, it's cherishing live, that's what makes me build cannons today, and tomorrow... who knows, why not, i would dedicate myself to do some community working and i would be, wham, not least... planting .... i mean... clifs

mon ami - congrats on the baby... i am late to that one, but still :)

Caught some of this live, some very entertaining games!

"Shock him to his core"... 🤣💀😂

I wouldve just expanded after the first game fail 1bas because u make him put so much into full zerglin is kinda worth and he lkost a proxy hatch so