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Half in the Bag: Malignant

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From the director of The Conjuring and Insidious and Saw and The Conjuring and The Conjuring, it's...MALIGNANT! The scariest of the year if you're a Warner Brothers executive. Is the entire movie one big joke???? That's not rhetorical; we really don't know.

20 Comments

@Jmetclaf7053 5 years ago

“If laughter could cure cancer, this movie could cure itself.” Holy shit

@boobootittleman7299 5 years ago

At the end of the day, Malignant is about family members who have each other’s backs.

@tylermcrae5569 5 years ago

"I'm pretty sure, I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That's not a loss. That's a draw." - Norm McDonald. RIP

@extraswaggeroni 5 years ago

"The brain is important." - Mike Stoklasa, renowned alcoholic

@TheVictoriousShot 5 years ago

Really loved the part where Gabriel says “dumb bitch doesn’t even know I’m living in her attic”

@jackblack3718 5 years ago (edited)

"This movie is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, makes no sense and it's baffling that a major studio would put it out there. So anyway I have tremendous respect for the director and I loved this film. Movie of the year!" - Mike and Jay.

Edit: Now that I've seen the movie... I totally understand.

@Hegataro 5 years ago

"Maybe you need to stop getting pregnant" is one of the most hilarious lines in a movie I've ever heard, holy shit

@louiefillet1 5 years ago

When they pushed Gabriels face into the back of her skull and you heard the faint "NOOooooOooOoOooo" i lost it.

@hardy_har 5 years ago

"We should really call him Gabriel, since that's his name"
8 seconds later "so anyway when the detective is chasing Bagool"

@jettisoncargo 5 years ago

"Mike pitches scenes that make the rest of the movie better" is my favorite show on the internet.

@tylerrj 5 years ago

We need an actual production company called "It sounded good on paper".

@holaferfi 4 years ago (edited)

“I’m a grown-up, right? I’m not in junior high school. I understand square footage and homes. And my eyes can see and I think about stuff.” -Mike Stoklasa, 2021

@BrickInTheHead 5 years ago

i expected the dueling intros to literally be read over each other

@Cybershell13 5 years ago

hooray my parasocial friends are back

@prettynpetty8342 5 years ago

When Gabriel threw the chair and sniped those cops, I completely lost it.

@robofriar 4 years ago

“It has to be seen to be believed” is probably the most honest marketing they did for the movie

@chadhartsees 5 years ago

I love how Bughuul is Mike's go-to word for scary bad guy monster things.

@Therap1ssed 5 years ago

Jay's intro had better pacing overall, but Mike's had the better punchline.

@BrizzyNetwork 5 years ago

Mike's intro being on paper and Jay's being on his phone made me smile.

@Oddballr3 4 years ago

I found that James Wan himself said that he wanted to make a movie that was akin to what you would find in the far back shelves of a video rental shop in the 80's.