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This man is keeping a LOT of people's spirits up singlehandedly through his comedic genius and storytelling.  Thank you Josh.

Josh is getting so good at the physical comedy. He must own a full length mirror.

This video has more views than the Melania documentary

My man had a clean bathroom, soap, and a candle going the first time I came to visit (in a tiny studio apartment). I can’t overstate the power of that green flag.

my lovely mother said "one bar's not weird! you just rinse and each have a wash cloth. and nothing is wrong with a budget soap."
i said "oh, you misunderstand. josh said there was one bar of dial FOR THE HOUSE."
my mom: "oh. no no no no no no-"

My niece: "There's a Mrs. Trump too? Why!?"

I like it when Josh cracks himself up and the ol' southern man laugh bubbles up

When it comes to cleanliness and hygiene, I have made it my mission in life to assume ignorance first before malice. I was very neglected as a child. My parents didn't take care of the house, themselves, or me. We moved almost two dozen times and we're homeless at points and at one point lived in a shack with no plumbing or electricity. When I was a teenager, our house burned down due to unsafe appliances. I took it upon myself from six years old to do the dishes, wash myself, vacuum, and pull all of the plugs out at night. I didn't know how to do it properly. So as an adult when I went flatting, I thought I was doing the best I knew how to do, and my flatmates would get angry at me and yell at me about how I was inconsiderate and messy and had no common sense. I would get defensive, because from my point of view, how was I supposed to know? I'd been doing it this way since I was six, and I was doing my best and very proud of how well I managed. It felt like an attack on my identity. If I asked them what their expectations were, they rolled their eyes and told me that wasn't the problem, I already knew and just wasn't doing it. So I started hiding in my room and hoarding all of my rubbish and dishes in there because I didn't know what they wanted from me everything I did was wrong, and I was trying to make myself invisible. Which caused further issues. I finally moved into a flat with people who actually responded kindly to my questions, even when they were really stupid and obvious, and it was such a relief.

Markiplier’s film iron lung beat Melania at the box office this weekend

"You are not a bowl!" "Are you a man or are you a cup?!" Absolutely killed me 😂

She ain’t looking to see what kind of care you take of yourself, she’s looking to see how much labor she’s gonna have to take on in order to get you up to a baseline standard that makes the house and the relationship tolerable to be in.

AND Brett Ratner (filmmaker of Melanidoc) is in pics with Epstein and victims.... these folks literally can't find anyone to work with that aren't in their predator circles.

I am adopting, "Are you clean or are you slippery?" when talking to the soap avoidant kid in my class. Thank you

I know it was set up for the 1 towel joke, but EVERYONE needs to hear what you said about taking inventory of your own beliefs.  That sh*t was profound.

Josh has built up a comedy style that belongs to only him. That stool climbing was hilarious

Remember when Cardi B said to not let a man touch down there without seeing him wash his hands and brush his teeth. Well THIS IS WHY.
Josh and Cardi doing the lord’s work truly 👏👏 not all heroes wear capes, saving the pH balances of so many 👏🙌

Thanks Josh for saying this publicly, I don’t understand how people don’t see her for who she is. Complicit. This woman is not a victim.

He is SO wise for his age.  He has the genuine natural talent that allows him to just weave these stories, then he seamlessly includes important lessons and current news—it helps bring people back together, that commonality.  He is so relatable, super smart, well read, talking about common ups and downs of daily life.  Reminds us of what is truly important, of sadness and joy, of the human experience and of the desire we all have to live a good life.   AMAZING Josh!!! Thank you.

If the thing that dispenses water has it's own room in your home, it needs:
1) Its own soap
2) Its own towel

Edit: So glad to see everyone got straight A's in grammar school