0:00 - Room in a sharehouse #1
2:17 - Updating wardrobe at clothes store
4:59 - Buying a mobile phone
6:00 - Booking a flight to Flinders Island
8:27 - Reviewing a restaurant
8:53 - Hair Waxing
10:36 - Interviewing for mechanic job
11:40 - Interviewing for florist job
12:26 - Calling the florist back
12:38 - Offering to become the Mayor
14:39 - Room in a sharehouse #2
16:10 - Calling sharehouse #2 back
16:26 - Interviewing for telemarketing job
18:42 - Interviewing for owner/driver job
19:35 - Calling the owner/driver job back
20:03 - Applying for a name change
22:12 - Getting a uni degree
23:20 - Interviewing for baker job
23:38 - Calling the baker back
24:23 - Supermarket
25:52 - Hiring a clown for nanna's birthday party
28:00 - Interviewing for paperboy job
29:30 - Getting a personalised numberplate
30:51 - Room in a sharehouse #3
32:10 - Interviewing for telemarketing job #2
34:23 - Calling hotel looking for guests
35:33 - Ordering flowers from florist
36:42 - Hiring a helicopter
38:12 - Making a restaurant reservation
41:59 - Queen's f*cking address

Tony Moclair you are a legend! this is still hilarious 20 years later

Oh the memories... Guido was the best!

The greek god before PC,love it

First one guys calls him Guido before he even identifies himself. So, well known by this time, the magic is gone.

8:44 i love how Guido snickers at what the guy said and then roasts him afterwards fucking GOLDEN

No scrubs playing in the background of the retail store. 20 years later, some retailers still pumping this jam.

Jeez. 43 now 19 when this was produced. Still a laugh!

Been about 18 years since I last heard this legend upset my brain let me forget about it

'That sounds like a quaint little process for other people. Unfortunately, because I'm very good looking, the rules don't apply' haha brilliant!

from the uk, tfirst time seeing this and this the funniest thing i’ve recently heard

lol wtf.. cant believe ive never heard of this bloke. gold

hearing this LIVE was absolute gold.

The days when we could all have a laugh 😆 still listening to Quido in 2026

I remember getting mum to buy me this album, I thought it was a hip hop album , but I wasn't disappointed.. jeeeez memories

One of the greatest Aussie pranksters ever. I feel better saying that on the internet after 20 years. It just had to be said for the record.

Grew up with this, missed it lmfao.

guido, you made my days. when i was a courier, running my butt off you made me laugh so much. thx.

what a hoot he was back then and all these yrs later he still makes me laugh.

lol. the pranking community needs to hear these

Guido's proposed number plate: GUIDOHUMBLEGENIUSANDKICKBOXINGADONIS!