a few months ago i walked into my bathroom to find a big fat brown recluse sitting on the side of my cabinet. we made eye contact and i stared in horror for a few seconds before slowly turning off the lights and closing the door. i didn't use my bathroom again for probably a week, i just used my parent's shower and stuff. i found out that apparently, spiders will learn your schedule in order to avoid you as much as possible, so when you see one, it usually means you just broke your usual schedule and walked in on them when they weren't expecting you. i like to imagine that when i opened the door, the spider turned around and let out a little scream like he was caught in the shower.

you should have turned the human into a spider during the assassin spider

Fun fact for you, most spiders when you run away from them they will seem to chase you (like the camel spider) however unlike the camel spiders who will chase you for your shadow, other spiders will run with you thinking there is a bigger and badder threat chasing you, so when you run from them, they’re running from whatever you are running from not knowing it was them

3:00
Spider: "Gear... 2!!"
Human: "Wait, what the f-"
gets jumped

I love how those two mimicking guys just spot Each other And the way they pointed. 9:01

I love how the Newcastle Big Boy is not only named "Big Boy," but also exactly the same as the Sydney Funnelweb, just... bigger.

One thing you forgot about jumping spiders. They consistently miss jumps if red light is shining on them. This was discovered in Tokyo; whenever the light turned red, they'd consistently miss, but when the light turned green, their accuracy was back to normal.

Fun fact did you now that you can train jumping spiders to high five you

Jumping spiders are great. "WAUGH WAUGH AUGH!" is the noise my coworkers make when they walk into one. They're really attracted to the building where I work for some reason.

He keeps torturing him he literally gave him plant PTSD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The fact he made two whole videos about spiders really shows the doggo’s appreciation and obsession of them.

7:55  "your attracted to the sweet scent of nectar"

ptsd flashbacks

10:43
Those Daddy Long Legs spiders are literally every where around my house there's some on the corners, some in my bedroom, and some in my dad's office

0:17 Ms tarantula while watching: man I wanna be more bigger

A little fact about The Six Eyed Sand Spider, they are related to the Brown Recluse Spiders and possesses the same narcotic venom as a recluse, but it also has another deadly additon to the Venom that makes it the potentially the deadliest spider in the World. I even watched a video where some free handed a six eyed sand spider. The spider didn't bite, and he didn't pester the spider, and the spider just chilled on his hand, so yeah, the six eyed sand spider is deadly but chill as hell.

Imagine being a comically large spider. You have to put on four pairs of hotpants and four pairs of shoes and after that you’re left with only your pedipalps with which to grab things. Which is gonna be a hassle because spiders have no fingers!

10:28 Spider: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?

No wonder Spider-man  got all those cool moves.

2:21 spider Asmr

I really know that orb weaver was barely making giant web net that's the way out but they  couldn't just get out of here