The pig believes it is a boar. 🐷

Guru gasses from typing on twitter…..

He’s gone full Lucas Tracy…

You can absolutely beat a dog in the fight but it would be a grim fight, you'd probably have to take a lot of damage and get incredibly ill from the infection after.

bro going full cod mw dog neck snap animation

Dog by guru getting out of breath

Bro thinks he's eric bana's hulk

This is how it starts. Hell be calling out Anthony Smith by the end of the week, and Jon Jones by Chrimas.

"Or an Indian man" 😂

I have a cane corso. He got me in an d’arce choke last week because I didn’t give him my lunch

Kingdom come deliverance haircut

Dudes been sat in his bedroom on his own for too long

You can tell that this guy doesn't leave his house much

This is Guru's "I'm 260 pounds, though".

I'll probably think about for the rest of the day whether he could win against one of these huge dogs, so damn you Guru.

If i havent seen my neighbor ragdoll his rottweiler (Attacked his kid and him) i wouldn't of believed it, adrenaline in humans is something else man.
theres videos of guys choking dogs out attack them.

If the dog catches an artery he’s guaranteed to win. Guru thinks the dog would just latch on and stay still to let him lock in a choke. Pure delusion.

Guy has no idea how easily a big dog's teeth can tear through human flesh.

I'm not saying he would get killed by a dog but he thinks it would be way easier than it would be.

I don't think he could win that fight, bros.

You know, guru was brought up in a diverse area. His classmates taught him how to kill, clean and cook Carne Corso’s.

Honestly I agree with Guru on this “delusional” take. It’s a dog not a bear lol.