I like how Asmon says human shields are an emotional manipulation tactic, but also thinks that shooting the human shields anyway is the best approach to avoiding that manipulation.

”Fun” fact from a history nerd: Asmongold’s teeth and gums are actually probably SIGNIFICANTLY MORE DISGUSTING than the average medieval peasant’s. Studies of skulls have shown that the average medieval person lost only between 2-4 teeth over his entire life. (And they lived up to 60-70 years old if they survived childhood, the reason why the average life expectancy was only like 30 was that infant mortality was extremely high.) The reason for this is that while people obviously didn’t brush their teeth, the diets back then contained practically no sugar compared to today’s highly processed foods and sweets, which still kept the teeth and gums decently healthy. So Asmongold’s teeth and dental hygiene are probably SEVERAL TIMES worse than the average person in medieval Europe. Let that sink in. 😂

It’s so pathetic to cry about your health and your mortality, and to then call for the death of little children in the same video.

Lol, Asmon would approach a divorced couple who already settled the custody battle and be like, "I still think you should cut the child in half"

Asmongold having a health scare while dishing out death sentences to children

"Hell on earth theres trash everywhere" -man who lives in a literal dump

Every single sane person with a microphone ever: I think we can all agree to not hurt children

Asmongold: hold my cockroach

If that symptom is pissing blood, it's not a symptom of pancreatic cancer, it's his body begging for water. 😂😂

Assman is using his cancer stricken dad as a human shield.

His girlfriend is Canadian, she goes to another school

Asmond is the purest expression of the conservative perspective: punishment of those who challenge my identity is more important than the lives of children.

If you ever think you're a failure, just remember that there are people who like Asmongold.

Anyone who can advocate for murdering children hates humanity

He should never be allowed to legally access the internet again.

that's a rough 36.

He starts by talking about how panicked he got by a health scare and how he immediately tried to help himself. But he (conservatives) never have the ability to understand that other people also have those kind of worries and survival instincts, which can also lead them to migrate, so they may survive or better their situation. It's always only Me Me Me Me Me. But, of course, that detail isn't even worth mentioning since he literally is an absolute fucking psychopath.

"if there are no children left to protect, then no more children will be in danger." What in the fuck.

It's hard to sympathize for a person's health concerns after he advocated for infanticide.

If he wants to do that instead of yelling about it on stream he should just join the IDF, ICE or the police.

Imagine how twisted and confused you have to be in order to think the solution to the problem is to shoot kids... The instinct is to laugh at that stupidity, but when you really think about it, it is a scary state of mind for a person speaking to millions...