My favourite Les Dawson monologue: I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that - and I just happened to glance at the night sky, and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like little pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe, I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in all their orbital majesty, and as I looked at all this, I thought to myself, “I must put a roof on this lavatory.”
Les was born in the February of 1931 And, his parents were so pleased when the day did finally come Although, it put them in a morass, a Tower of Babel yes! A real fix 9 months earlier his dad thought he’d just been laying bricks Les was brought up in Manchester’s working class towns Although, very young there were no tears from this clown From a early age he was a English literature fan Especially the writings of a chap they called Charles Lamb He made a living in a “ Maison closes” a Parisian house of the rising sun Entertaining as a pianist, playing wrong notes just for fun In 1967 opportunity came knocking From that day on he entertained for a living There was Cissie and Ada mee- mawing Copying the great Norman Evans over the garden wall There were the Roly Poly’s and Les dressed as John Bull More wrong notes on piano and writing secret novels Sez Lez, Blankety Blank and Jokers wild A final rendition of “ I got you babe” on Surprise, Surprise Whilst waiting on a check up he sadly passed away He will always be remembered for his inimitable way. Les’s wife Tracey has been known to say reincarnation has occurred twice Indeed, that is the word on the street? Firstly, when Les and Tracey’s daughter Charlotte heard the patter of tiny feet A bundle of joy named Noah was born Wrinkled, smiling like venetian blinds and looking ever so forlorn A mini-me of Les and, his character he definitely has I’m sure a future in comedy beckons and the stage again will be his? Secondly, there is a chap from Ormskirk( we won’t hold that against him) called Jonathan Peter Culshaw whom is a dead ringer for Les. His impressions are top drawer, he even speaks how “ Lez Sez” Jonathan has taken Les on tour Bringing old school comedy from within and, much more With Les being a purveyor of words and heart felt quotes Delivered curmudgeonly with warmth and glow And, how can we forget his Mother- in Law jokes? If you are a fan of true entertainment and, you could possibly laugh until you cry? Then, please attend the show of course, it’s called “ Flying high” X
My mum used to work at Toddington services on the M1 and Les Dawson came in one night on his way back up North, over 30 years later she still cracks up remembering that encounter as he was exactly like this off screen and comedy aside was a real gentleman. True legend and master of his craft.
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Les Dawson's first appearance on Michael Parkinson's BBC chat show.