Hinata: * breaths *
His harem:
Take my bank account, take my kneecaps, take my life, take my soul, take my family, take my heritage, take my house, take my first born child, take my everything 😻✨💯💖

Oh to be as rich as shoyo and boys begging at your knees😭✋🏼


Me seeing the likes i have:
👁👄👁
➖👄➖
👁👄👁
Oh my god thank you😭🥺🙏🏼

Ok let’s be honest the only person who is allowed to be a gold digger and not get hate from it is Hinata 🤣😭🤣✌️

"Thing 1" "Thing 2" This is not how people are treated Hinata 😔😔

Pls you can't sending me into orbit I can't get out 😭😂💀✋

GET THAT BAG SIS 😘💵✨🛍💍✨

hinata really said: get that bread, get that head, then leave pEAcE oUt-

IM WHEEZING GOTMY ASTHMGAAA ACTING UP SKSKSBDHX😭💀

I love the idea that to the harem Hinata is like “What’s an element? Haha brain go brrr 🤪”
But then in actuality with the girls he’s like “okay, I have an entire game plan and have figured out the stats on how much each of them will send based on their income and spending monthly-“

We stand a secretly smart scammer Hinata that acts dummy for the cameras

i really said ✨s p a c e✨ the way i orbited.

Hinata really got that street smarts 🤑 there's no doubt in my mind he belongs to thee streets and in the sheets

“It’s called Americanese 🙄🙄” I know not 😭🤚

NISHINOYA’S AND HINATA’S GREETINGS IS SO FAWKING ADORABLE I CANT- 💀

LMFAOWNAINIF-AHAH PLEASEEE IM DOING THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST

Hinata do be having sugar daddies tho- 😂😭💀🤚

Can you get hinata and yachi plus Kiyoko do a lyric prank again on them again but the song “deal with the devil”😅

* * *damn * * * *

I swear Hinata just fake being dumb to do this to them- He got about 1000 sugar daddies and they don't even know smh ✋🏻

Kiyoko: if you want to breathe the same air as Hinata, that will be $300,000.
Hinata's Simps: ShuT up AnD tAkE my MONEY 💰💸💵💴💷💶💰

“damn, chibi-chan fr out here making me carbon, rhenium, americium😩😩😩” PLSSS IM WHEEZING SO HARD. KUROO WHY😭😭