“What were you singing”
“I don’t even fucking remember”
Shane definitely remembered

11:10 shane talking about his sister being jacked "it's a compliment"

Matt: "she's pretty.."

Shane : "take it easy" 😂😂😂😂😂

The DUI assembly was ROUGH. Shit traumatized me so hard that I didn’t drink and drive til I was 25.

Matt was right about the pronunciation of cherubic

Promising your kid that they’ll eventually get to go to Disneyland as a Christmas present is the ultimate disgruntled father move

The ol divorced dad “you’ll get it later” gift. Very impressive Phil was able to pull it off as a married man

Once again we gather around the watering hole, our thirst sated by the one and only Peepop 🙏

Jorts, blazer, Air Force ones, headband

The weirdest catholic grade school assembly I remember was a former cheerleader who had gotten tossed in the air at a game and landed on her head and was all gimped out in a chair. I don't remember what the message was, "don't be a cheerleader" I guess.

In high school we had a dude with AIDS come speak. He claimed he got it when he was minding his own business as a night security guard somewhere when a prison escapee randomly graped him. I wasn't buying that story.

Forgot to mention: the AIDS assembly was put on by Father Beighlie, who was friends with the AIDS guy. About 5 years ago, Father Beighlie got caught with thousands of images of kids and a good dozen videos, he's spending his dying days at a camp for disgraced priests.

Matt growing up attending classes in a trailer makes so much sense

Peepop beats AI every time

Matt: “I hate disney world, universal is my shit, you ever ridden the tower of terror?” 💀💀💀

shane not realizing theres a vodka called skol... lmfao.

"I don't like disney world.... fuckin tower of terror is SICK, Space mountain is fuckin lit!" LOL.

Tower of terror made one of my childhood friends have a mental break, he’s never been the same since- we were maybe 9 or 10 - crazy

SENIOR-ITIS!!! Oop, not yet!

Underappreciated moment 11:00 :
"I got some big dawg aunts that could probably take her" from mccusker KILLED me

Matt says he hates disney world then proceeds to lists two disney world rides while mixing up MGM/Hollywood Studios with Universal

My older cousin was 19 and 10 years older than me as a kid. Brutal beat downs but love the man.

In our dark age, the scholar Peepop brings us the philosophical wisdom of the boys.