the combination of the camera footage being played at the same time and martin trying to socialize with everyone feels like a feverdream

i especially like the ominous vibe every time the light flickers in the kitchen... it's like something somewhere wants to warn them🥀

the way they talk to each other is  literally so funny it reminds me of two classmates who have never spoken to each other getting paired to work on a group project

martin genuinely confused about the challenge is killing me

Martin literally asks strangers random questions with a google tshirt on

Not chase having a straight face the entire time help

The way they both picked bokchoy knowing they would both have a hard time cooking it😭😭

“When you start imagining your friend died… in the sauce aisle.”

25:27 Hamzah taking a DEEP whiff of the raw chicken hearts was some nasty work

I’m so anxious for everyone in that store that Martin could possibly talk to

Them explaining the concept of Chopped like it’s a novel idea for 10 minutes

I personally think hamzah won just because he used the most advanced vocabulary in one sitting ive ever seen him use

Brought up STIs outta no where and left Martin speechless. Impressive

Martins really giving us unlimited access to his beard bald spot

the challenge is understanding what the challenge is

37:33 martin actually cracking up and apologizing for his bok choy dish is taking me outttt 💀💀

38:44 Mandy looking at hamzah in disbelief after he tried to sneak in that he had put prime in the dressing😭😭

28:08 I’m cryinggg the way Martin turned around and Hamzah didn’t even react💔

1:07 blurring their eyes but they got sunglasses on 😭😭

hamzah using the roti to make croutons is so dang clever but then again I would expect nothing less from a middle eastern king