"Your honor, whats the problem with just sleeping?"
"YOU BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOUSE, LOCKED HM IN THERE WITH YOU AGAINST HIS WILL, AND STOLE HIS BED"

23:00 "hes right behind me isnt he.." Ahh turn 😭🙏

This is based off squirrel stapler. I love squirrel stapler. Gives me CHILLS. the only difference is you aren’t hunting squirrels and you aren’t stapling squirrels to your undead wife.

Oh, and god is a seraphim instead of a giant mutated squirrel.

Ah yes, “I just need diamonds so I can build a netherportal to escape GOD “

32:31 "God gave me strength" has to be one of his best quotes

He has no body, because he doesn't need one
He has no face, because he has all the faces
He speaks no tongue, because he speaks all the tongues
He created, everything in this world
However you are his favourite creation
And yet here you are
Daring, Challenging your own creator, to become divine
But he joys at this sight
Even though you will never be at his level
He still loves you, and watches you with care
I guess you really are his favourite creation afterall...

For those wondering. The Creepers name looks to be binary and I could make out "ill find" with the numbers I could see clearly.

4:34 god stopped him from hitting the cow by turning his cam away (the eye means hes watching him)

Fact: This mod is inspired by a short horror hunting game named squirrel stapler.

49:30 "OH MY GOD!!!!" Realest sentence ever

5:00 it stopped you from killing the cow and gave you an eye as a warning... my guess is the entity does not like you killing cows

“IT KEEPS GETTING RID OF MY STUFF!!”

Pauses

“What if I start a forest fire?” 36:28

16:51 arrow bounced of his head viv built different

I feel like 80% of this is from the broken script.

FINALLY!!!!! Also who the heck thought vivs voice was depressing like he talks about how his life is great and people think he’s depressed!?!

14:54 "Did that baby just lay an egg!?!" Had me cracking up. :)

I feel like having the Broken Script mod with The God mod really ruins it. Sure, the Broken Script is okay by itself, but it's just too large of a mod to have with something like this. I feel like just having like, only Herobrine would have been better, if you wanted some spooks inbetween all the downtime.

31:04 STOP!

Herobrine caught fire 😂 37:09

3:47 DAWG DO YOU NEED SEE THAT SAND CROSS YOU STEPPED ON