Kat, the wife that didn't want him anywhere around the kitchen during the holidays so DSP streamed, wants to spend more time with Phil. Sure thing Philip

1:57:00 DSP thinks “offshore” means LIVING ABROAD TO AVOID “taxes hitting” and not “offshore tax haven” where you send the MONEY…just the money, to a foreign bank.

To answer ALT, “what do the dents think when Phil says wild stuff?”: just look at his YT chat when he does his craziest crash-outs. While Kick is going wild, his YT chat has: “hello, Phil😊” and “what did you think of the FF7 trailer?” or “what did you eat for dinner”.

I am not joking. While Phil is yelling “EAT THE POOP OUT MY AYUUSS, I DID NAHHT FILL MY DIAPER!” the dents are asking innocuous questions.

They dont internalize half the stuff he says. They’re there for the parasocial aspect of the “underdog sussess story”. All the crashouts are filed under “da twolls! Those nasty detwactors”. It’s like he’s not talking to them, even when he’s talking ABOUT THEM.

It’s Phil handling his business, and they just want him to say “hello, King Michael, I did not see the FF7 trailer, and I had turkey dogs for dinner, they werent good”. And then they can go back to hitting on the “real girl” in chat with lines like “Im sorry if I scared you off. I promise I’m not like that, please come back” <– real chat from last week

"DSPStyle Shirts - By Dents, For Dents"

DSP pretending to be on Wings show just like he did with Kino

he’s STILL larping that his “wife” isn’t just a roommate? my God man

If I became a male stripper, the intro song would be my theme eternally.

He's a great example of a spoiled only child. He's the centre of every story. Everything is the biggest event of all time.

Phil saying he understands patterns yet can't even read a pattern in Street Fighter

3:40:01 She CAN'T WAIT to be with him. It must be SO MUCH FUN to be with this guy and hear him complaining constantly.

1:52:00 Phil is always claiming that once the money is in his hands, he is free to do whatever he wants with it. So why does he care where anybody else gets their own money from?

3:10:57 😂 this is like when that politician said the tree air fresheners are sapping you of your testosterone.

How i wan wan, when i wan wan

3:41:51 no, I think she wants Phil going to bed earlier, and not waking her up before work, or getting complaints from the neighbors

2:01:26 Either DSP prompted AI to MAKE SURE all the TCG packs were real, or someone photoshopped it. The controller has mishapen thumbsticks, “DSP tries it, WITH FOOD”, the city is NOT seattle, but we made sure the 4 card packs are REAL, and the muscle is disproportionally big (like someone sticking their elbow at a camera lens) and veiny, too.

I guarantee if Phil got a job interview he would answer the most level 1 questions the most dented way and never get to use his degree

3:01:56 “we’re samurai’d out, right Khet?”

Why is DSP downplaying TBS podcast all of the sudden ?

Bro, I was fucking dying at the Shanabran clip 😂 I'm so happy I was reminded of his videos. As a lover of Ventrillo Harassment, his content has a special place in my heart.

3:07:34 Khet is a good maid