My mom genuinely forgot me at a Wal-Mart once as a kid, and left until an old woman called her because she saw me standing by myself in the outdoor garden section, talking to the birds.

Mully calling the seagull a scarecrow is the same vibe as the kid who said “Post-Traumatic Down Syndrome”

Your narrator: can I pay u with a Dino nugget

Me if I was a cashier: Bet

My siblings and I have an inside joke of when our mom left for milk and literally didn't come back.

So basically, my sister and I were at the library using the free WiFi because our family was extremely poor. (We probably wouldn't have been as poor if our dad could keep a job, our mom would get a job, and they didn't spend every cent on drugs instead of taking care of their 4 children) so our mom drove up and told us that she was gonna go buy some milk. Several hours later. She is still not back and we started joking about it, once our mom got back, we joked with her about it too cuz even though they're bad people, they both have amazing senses of humor and is where we learned most of our dark and dirty humor from. I am in fact the only one of my siblings to keep contact with them after DHS took us and we went to live with our grandma. The more you know.

Can we all agree that Narrator's smile is one of the purest things ever~

my dad didn’t say “milk” but “chicken nuggies”. That’s what got my hopes up then my realization..... he left.

Plot twist: Walmart narrator is actually from ✨target✨……

5:54 Yeah my dad left at around 3 months of age. And we just learned that he died (this was about a few weeks ago) he died 5 years ago and we were JUST told about it. He died of a cocaine opiate overdose. It didn’t really phase me, yet it was still a shock.

When you're so early that the title was “Tiktoks that will resurrect prince phillip”

Mully is the type of person to explain everything that doesn’t need to be explained

The Tiktok with the kid in super market is the most relatable thing ever.

My dad broke my arm when I was 3 months old and he said he was gonna get milk but yet he never came back. It was very sad to see him go😓. But I got over it and moved on and even tho he broke my arm, I somehow still love him.

the fact that mully had to change the title from
tiktoks that would ressurect Prince Phillip to tiktoks that would make your mum laugh

“Mmmmmm that’s the good sugar”
-Narrator 2021

Narrators laugh gets me every time. Just that one part when milky says “yeet” I was laughing so hard

My family also left me in a Wal-Mart but their excuse is "you were supposed to spend night with cousins and they left without telling us you weren't with them" so after realizing neither my parents nor my cousins had me, they came back to get me. And not only that there's countless times as a kid I need to have workers go over intercom for my parents cause I would stay looking up at the tv screen in game area playing games for hours and when I decide to go I can't find anyone.

is it weird that im not even surprised about how cursed every tiktok is

Narrator should start his own Radio channel. Godaamn his voice so nice.

Narrators laugh is the real reason that I clicked on this video.

When I was a kid I have had my my leave me at the counter with the cashier but then the cashier asked how would you like to pay. I started looking around frantically and said with money, they asked will it be with cash or card. I asked her what’s the difference? And then I see my dad and mum coming around the corner and I told them I will never go shopping again. This happend 9 years ago, I’m 14