This intro was literally "The Chicken McNuggets with 100% juicy-" in german

Step 1: get blank card
Step 2: get holy card
May 31/2021: the "maggot" incident

>Sees hes going to The Beast
>He took Censer
Oh no...

NVM THE MADMAN DID IT

Delirium Blue Balls - "when you want to telefrag the player but you just can't"

I had a run with insane shotspeed and tears plus Strange Attractor. It was dicey at first, but by the end I think I gave Delirium blue balls.

Imagine getting Blank Card + Holy Card as Tainted lost                                                                                                                                                                               - This comment was made by the D1 Holy Card Gang

Feels great when you hear albino breathing

Tainted lost like my mom's belt. It's very op but it can break someday

I really love the coins just appearing and drifting solemnly down the Beast’s face into the lava.

I don't know who you are, but I'm so happy for you!!!

my favorite part of an albino vid is the obligatory nose blow into the mic.

That intro sentence translated: Now with 100% juice.

"Why were they all slowed?!?"

Laughs in Censer

This is the earliest I've been to anything

At 11:40 he shunned one of the items I love as the keeper. Lower damage but higher tears? When you shoot three of them and start with 4.5 damage yeah that's amazing.

That pog freeze frame was fucking incredible

Me: Watches this video
The intro: German Chicken McNuggets
Me, a german: ZEY'RE IN ZE ATTIC!

albino you should install the visible lost health mod, i worked on it for one of 3 sprite art styles so u can choose what u like, its insanely helpful since its not clear how many holy mantles you have with a 0.3 invincibility frame.

Damn
ellen degeneres sure looks tired after the show got cancelled.

Reminds me of a tainted lost run where I got Lemegeton and steamrolled the beast with no holy mantle

I'll gladly take your 100% Saft Albino uwu