Loved that pseudo end channeling of the infamous Mr Springer --- "take care of yourselves and each other.".. Though I don't know if it was intentional.. :)
Family drama? Unwatched luggage that disappears in less than five seconds? Sounds like "Beau Is Afraid," the first hour of which I highly (10/10) recommend. After that it drops down to a 7/10. Faustino is the golden boy.
Since you (SOC) asked about family drama; while I enjoy watching your amusing chess commentary, I don't play often but did play my 12yo nephew when I visited family this weekend. He beat me in game 1 and we stalemated game 2. I learned a rule I didn't know about! My queen and king chased down his king and I put in him a position where he couldn't move without putting himself into check, but he was not actually in check on his turn. I didn't know this took away my win! I thought stalemate meant neither side could check the other, indefinitely.