"We don't have the budget for therapists at Hogwarts"

There would have to be a wing of therapists for all the things that go on there

“A broken wrist, we’re lucky it’s not a court case. Good thing his grandmother hates him” OMG the best line from
The most iconic generic Scottish witch who has no relation to a certain headmistress

Love this generic Scottish witch that enjoys cats and has no relation to a certain headmistress 💞

“Got my biscotti. Beam me up, Scotty, I need snacks; it’s Quidditch time!”

The casual Star Trek reference 😂

“Sorcerer’s Stone if you’re wrong” I uncontrollably laughed for way too long

Edit:  y’all really gonna leave 1K+ likes on this?  Real insight into humanity.

“You’re acting very dim Vernon, which is appropriate”

I died 😂

“Gandalf the Gay, he owes me money”
“I would left him on a door step”
“Bibbity Bobbity Backhand”
“I’m not trying to victim blame here but the fact he didn’t get a letter after all that”
“Can the real slimy shady pls stand up”
Stop😂

To be fair to McGonagall, I viewed "Cupboard under the stairs" on the envelope as an attempt to shame the Dursley's, and it works. Because they soon move him into Dudley's spare room, and McGonagall sends ANOTHER letter addressed to the smallest bedroom, as if to still shame them for doing the bare minimum. McGonagall knew where he had to sleep, and she wanted them to know that they knew. It's something that stood out to me from the first time reading it (granted I was already an adult when I read it for the first time)

Imagining Aunt Petunia punting Harry across the neighborhood is everything

This is the face of “ I’m sorry I left you on that doorstep with your abusive relatives. Here is an expensive broom that will also help me win a cup 😊!”









Best line in my opinion 😂

"This is why Harry Potter's not in Ravenclaw. That is so sweet." Too dang funny!

“Oh, look who it is, it’s Gandalf the gay. He owes me money” BRO I AM CRYYIIINNGG 💀

I hope this become a series! The world needs to experience the HP series through the pov of a sassy McGonagall who weilds gen z slang as well as transfiguration

The ones that really get me laughing are: "We don't have any Therapists at Hogwarts. We don't have the budget for that." and "Nice nightie, hun."

"I just ordered French Fries to-go not orphan to-stay!" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying!!!!

“Sorcerers stone if you’re wrong!”

Smart man’s rock if you’re cultured

Would love to see you do the rest of the series like this!

“And that was the last good night’s sleep I got for 7 years”.  
OMG I’M CRYING! It’s all too funny!

"No one should live in the closet."
Exactly. Half of the Harry Potter characters need to learn this lesson.

"Gandalf the Gay"

"He owes me money"


THE PHRASES.  😂😂

0:31 THANK YOU! SORCERERS STONE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A PHILOSOPHER IS