biggest fumble in human history

Male on stream, male on stream! Aaaaaaaa

Shondo :I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Wait... Shondo had an ex-boyfriend? I'm shaken. I feel betrayed...
To think that Shondo was gay all these years...

Man she's so lonely that she's hallucinating saying she had an ex. How very sad.

Men, be strong enough to carry your wife

Its coarse and it gets everywhere...

Some people just can't handle the ultimate cute and funny 😭

Hates sand like Anakin, never grows up like a youngling.

so this is how a beach episode with shondo would be like...

Never dating again after that is real

My Anakin shondowalker can't be this cute (and funny)

If I had a gf that would flinch instinctually upon physical contact I would take the initiative and call the relationship off.

"I dropped the emperor down a reactor shaft to save my son, and then reincarnated as a cute girl"

Shondo is Anakin confirmed

When lifting remember to grasp firmly and lift with your legs.

My little sister has this sensory thing with sand too.  Annoys the fuck out of me lmao.

“sand gets everywhere and i hate it. ugh its so coarse and it’s gross ew” - Luke Starwars’s dad from one of the movies.

Shondo is literally Dad Starwars because she too hates sand.

Why did she even go to the beach if she has an aversion to sand? Wtf did she think was going to be there?

Sounds like someone needed some sand-dals