My hair stylist has an option when you’re booking online to choose if you want a “silent haircut” where she just lets you space out. You can text her that day even if you didn’t originally choose silent too. I was really excited when she made it available.

I don't dislike JoJo because she's dating a man. I dislike JoJo because she cheated on her partner with that man. ON TELEVISION.

On the section about the White House photos, the photos were all shot on film so none of the subjects had any idea the end product of the photos would look like

The problem with casting a modern-day Jareth is that we are sorely lacking male icons with the bisexual swagger of Bowie these days.  As some have commented already the modern day Bowie is Lady Gaga.

1:07:23 it’s literally the quiet part out loud, the more direct version of “he only dates young women bc he knows women his age wouldn’t tolerate him”

for anyone a bit curious, the backlash around jojo siwa’s big brother appearance was mostly because she had a partner at the time & dumped them on the same day that said partner flew out to see her at the reunion party. criticism was very warranted imo (although some people were hating her for liking a man, which is completely different & obviously not okay)

50:21 it’s the whole “great replacement” bull shit. They think there’s some Jewish conspiracy to make there be less white babies. Same people also believe that this Jewish conspiracy is responsible for the existence of trans people because if they can convince white people to have gender affirming surgeries that result in sterilization (as I type this I’m currently recovering from one of them myself 🎉) then they can’t produce white babies anymore. I’m sure they use the same argument against the existence of gay people “because they can’t produce white babies”. It’s all a bunch of insane bull shit. If someone is using this kind of rhetoric then that’s probably what they’re referencing.

as a jewish person, its gottenn both exhausting and very dangerous just to exist lately. yall r so spot on on how zionism has affected north american jews. I went to a public menorah lighting on the same day as bondi beach, and we had to have the chief of police / sheriff/ and a shit ton of security present. what was supposed to be a happy night was made so scary witrh no justification

38:54 the most obvious pick is Lady Gaga as the Goblin King for me lol

i’m listening to this video while cleaning and genuinely thought it was nick fuentes talking until i looked over 😭 why do they all sound like that

57:40 I wouldn’t be so quick to think that she doesn’t say that kind of stuff to her kid. I just finished a class called Intro to American Indigenous Studies and one of the things we learned about was the forced adoption of Indigenous children into white families to “make the kids white.” We heard stories from the people who lived through it. One of the stories was about a girl whose adoptive mother would scrub her in the tub until she bled saying to her “we need to scrub the dirty Indian out of you.” Some people are just evil even when they are the guardians of children. It’s fucked up.

I need an even louder horn that shouts USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS at people on the freeway. I should also be able to use it in different directions so I can point the sound at whoever needs to hear it

28:00 To be fair, I think most people are mad beacuse Jojo Siwa cheated on her partner. Not necessarily the gay to Bi thing. She was just really sleazy to her partner.

i understand the barber/hair stylist anxiety. i have the irrational thought that the quality of the haircut i receive will be directly proportional to how much they like me as a person

ppl were less upset that jojo is dating a man and more that she cheated on her then partner and then said "fuck the L"

Shirt goes INSANE Jarvis

You know who would kill as the Goblin King? Lady Gaga.

1:13:52 you guys were LITERALLY the only two commentary youtubers that i watch that were formally outspoken about cody ko, and you didn’t even have a collab a with him, i think lots of people appreciated that, everybody else just deleted their videos with him and acted like nothing happened

Jarvis’ shirt is streets ahead

0:16 we love an emperors new groove reference