When Kalim makes a mistake on his physics exam, the university corrects itself. When Kalim was late to school everyone apologised for being early. When Kalim was born, he congratulated his mother and drove her home. When Kalim was born, he named his parents. When Kalim turned 18, his parents moved out of the house. When Kalim was a baby, he told his parents to stop crying. Kalim used to sleep in his parents room when they were scared. When Kalim goes to a restaurant he cooks his own food. Cars look both ways when Kalim crosses the street. When Kalim lies, it becomes the truth.