I will not stand for this slander. I am sitting down to write this comment.

Pineapple on pizza isn't as bad as you haters say it is. It's actually brilliant.

If you add it to a pepperoni pizza? Sure. Disgusting. Mushroom? Yeah. Doesn't fit there. But there is a specific type of pizza that is made brilliant by it. Any ham pizza(and other unprocessed meat pizzas).

The issue is... It has to be fresh, not canned pineapple. Remember ever eating fresh, raw, juicy pineapple? Kinda burns, huh?

The pineapple, as it sits before being put in the oven, releases juice. As it gets heated, the pineapple wedges burst and splash all over the other ingredients. And that juice has a wonderful enzyme in it. The one that causes that burning sensation. Bromelain.

The bromelain in fresh pineapple juice(which gets lost during canning) tenderizes and sweetens the ham while also acting like a thin honey glaze. It makes the ham soft and delicious(also works wonders on chicken, bacon, and ground beef).

And, as the pizza cooks, the heat finally denatures all the bromelain, getting rid of the mouth burn of raw pineapple, leaving only the slightly sour, sweet taste that pairs wonderfully with most meats.

If you've never had it done right, I get that you may think pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, but it really does.

You know what doesn't? Anchovies. Overpower everything else you might want to put on your pie.

Eggplant. Mushy, next to no flavor, so moist that it creates a puddle around itself... ew. No.

Pineapple on pizza is good. No. Beyond good. You just never had it done correctly.

To answer the Greenland/iceland question: it literally was a prank to make people think Greenland was a better place to settle. Those silly Vikings

When you realize the final question in the video:
"Where the hell are we?"
perfectly loops back to the first sentence in the video:
"Hi, you're on a rock floating in space.".

15:20 predictability doesn't make a story bad, characters with no interesting development makes it bad

Wow we're really bad at doing better for ourselves, huh?

I love that "The sun is a deadly lazer" is the part EVERYONE already knows.

I also love that painting of Columbus meeting with King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, cause Isabella literally looks like she's all "Oh ffs not this bozo again"

Okay I just wanna yap. "Vtuber discovers the meaning of the word Renaissance". Naissance is the french for "birth", it's verb is "naitre" and in spanish it's "nacer". Even if "birth" is very different, you can still find that root in english in words like "natal" and leading to big important words like nation, nationality, etc.
So next time you see a word around "national", you can read it literally as "the place you were born in", I think it's pretty neat

Bill is a musician who got famous on Vine making short, comedic musical vines. He once posted a video called history of japan, a topic he was interested in. It went viral, and people started asking for history of this or that, but he didn't want to become a history YouTuber, so he just made history of the entire world, I guess to make people stop asking. Irônicas, it became by far his biggest hit

To learn history you must embrace all of history good and bad. Never shy away from it especially that bad part of history for to do so is a mistake and making that mistake will result in history repeating itself. Learn from the mistakes of history and remember to never do it.

0:12 Tons of places get their names because of that logic:
- Grimsby in the UK literally means 'Grim's village' because it used to be a village led by a Viking named Grim.

- Alexandria is named after Alexander the Great

- America is named after the explorer Amerigo Vespucci

- any places named Columbia, Colombia or something similar are named after Columbus

- Georgia (the US state, not the country) is named after one of British kings named George.

- Fredericksburg, Texas is named after a German prince named Frederick because Germans created the town.

- Jamestown is named after one of the many King James'

- Both Carolinas are named after a king named Charles (Carolus is Latin for Charles)

- all of the places named 'Santa/Saint/Sint [insert named here]' are named after Christian saints because some Christians lived in and/or colonised the area.

I know you were trying to be all uplifting and whatnot when you were saying "You are a star!" But the first thing in my brain was "I didn't know stars were trash too!"

DNA is indeed a form of biological code. We've even been able to use DNA for computing purposes (nothing practical yet, but you gotta start somewhere). Not to mention it's able to store incredibly large amounts of information in a very tiny amount of space. The entire human genome took years for us to fully sequence and each of our cells contains it.

8:21 - actually we do, it's called Archosauria

Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm 🎶still a piece of garbage🎶

I think Calvin and Hobbes said it best when it said “perhaps the surest sign there is intelligence elsewhere in the universe is they have never tried to contact us.”

4:27 XD

Humans: 1% evil 99% hot gas

Okay, I just want to say something in response to Stellartix saying that we don't have classification for Dinosaurs other than giant prehistoric reptiles: 8:00. Dinosaurs belong to a group of reptiles known as the Archosaurs, which also includes, Pterosaurs, Crocodilians and Birds. Specifically dinosaurs are a clade of Archosaurs known as Dinosauria. Dinosauria is also split into two main groups called saurischia and ornithischia, also known as The Lizard-Hipped Dinosaurs and the Bird-Hipped Dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs are a very complex group of animals, and are more than just giant prehistoric reptiles. I hope this helps.

Just wanted to mention this. Dinosaurs are a group of reptiles (group name Dinosauria) that includes two clades, Saurischia (reptile-hipped dinos) & Ornithischia (bird-hipped dinos). All other reptiles (big or small) are in different groups. But if you wanna group the Dinosaurs with like Crocodiles and Pterosaurs then you can pretty much call them all Archosaurs. That is the name of the clade they all are in, including the ancestors of the Dinosaurs.

4:00 just so you know, trash and poop is made by the same things as stars, and you, remember that

Stella: "If you think about it..."
Narrator: "We could make a religion out of this"

7:00 In case you're interested we basically know a few close relatives of what lines would lead to a human. Fish in debris filled swampy waters started favoring stronger fins with longer fingers to maneuver through away from huge predators in the Devonian seas. Eventually more amphibian looking ancestors were regularly pulling themselves onto dry land away from predators and that ability also provided new food sources too. One of these amphibians would lead to all Tetrapods (All later amphibians, reptile, birds(including dinosaurs), and mammals). Check out Eusthenopteron, Panderichthys, Tiktaalik, Elginerpeton, Acanthostega, Ichthyostega in that order for reference. Also a modern fish crawls out of the water on muddy banks today, check out the mudskipper.

On your dinosaur point; 'Dinosaur' is a term coined from latin for 'terrible lizard' and lizard back then referred to any crawling creature so the term fit pretty much any of the first creatures discovered and described in early paleontology. Unfortunately though, this term is now just a common filler word for any prehistoric and reptilian creature even though dinosaurs are the closest things to and in fact inevitably created what we call birds. We categorized birds and reptiles as separate things because we didn't understand evolution and what things were related to what when we were making said categorizations. So there is some contention on what truly separates the two groups, if at all. The other reptile groups that you're probably thinking of are probably the Pterosaurs (All of the flying ones) which are quite closely related to dinosaurs and crocodilians actually, and the many marine reptile groups that created many lineages throughout their time alongside of dinosaurs (Ichthyosaurs(Literally mean 'Fish Lizard' in latin and look like dolphins), Pliosaurs(Big flippers, bigger head full of teeth), Plesiosaurs(Long necked Nessie looking ones), Mosasaurs(Look like giant snake lizards and are closely related to them too), and Sea Turtles(These guys survived the death of the dinosaurs). Last fun fact Dimetrodon (The one that looks like a lizard with a huge spine) was never a dinosaur and is in fact older than all dinosaurs by at least 50 million years. Also it was more closely related to modern mammals than dinosaurs as well so humans would be closer to them in heritage than any dinosaur.


Niche info dump done, have a good rest of your day, great vid!