The sass on Dan: "Great question. I don't know why more people don't play Wheel of Fortune and just be like, 'Pat, what is it? Why do we have to dance this dance?'"

"there's gotta be some religion to the fact that god hates me" is such a raw line from dan

Fun fact: Somebody on real Wheel of Fortune guessed "Golden Shower" for a puzzle. Pat had to answer with a flat, "No."

Honestly we need a fucked up Wheel of Fortune where the answers CAN be things like scorpion inspection and feet meat

Arin yelling "I DON"T KNOW WHAT SALLY TRAIL MIX IS" is one of the hardest times I've laughed

“Jolly Old Mr Cock” genuinely had me screaming with laughter. I had to pause the video cause I was laughing so hard I couldn’t open my eyes

The only thing missing is the episode with Jaiden where Dan accidentally solves "Have a nice soy" and Jaiden responds with "Have a nice doy" to meme, not realizing that Dan just completely missed what he was doing.

“Making bone boy” is a severely underrated clip. It’s way funnier to me when the guess actually fits with the puzzle.

To be fair, Weird Al does seem like the guy who'd send you a Christmas card in July

15:18  the only time I can find something like that happening was when Pat Sajak himself accidentally said the answer while talking to a contestant, thankfully the contestant didn’t notice. The answer was “quite frankly” and while the contestant was stuck Pat said “hmm well I would rather be here than over there, quite frankly” When Vanna pointed it out, once the round was over, he mentioned that he realized it as soon as he said it but was able to not react and give away that he said something. Surprisingly the audience didn’t react at all, I assume it went over most of their heads as people usually only half listen to the host while trying to solve it themselves in their own head.

Idk if it’s in this compilation, but Jacob Anderson yelling out “FUCKING MONKEYS” is one of my favorite clips because the guests rarely get THAT wild and it was so charming

“ALL YOU DO IS CARE ABOUT THINGS THAT MATTER TO YOU!”

Hearing that faded out in the background always make me laugh out loud

The amount of times Arin has figured out the puzzle directly after he lost it is phenomenal

0:42 the fact that arin correctly counted 18 blank spaces in the puzzle probably should not be as impressive to me as it is

1:00 “O Bite me I’m Meghan Trainor” has lived in my head as one of my favorite English phrases for YEARS. what a wonderful trio Al, Dan, and Arin make and I’d love to see them do another Guest Grumps with him!!

For the love of God, someone invite them on the actual show. Seeing Arin actually standing there doing this on the real show would be fucking gold.

Arin loudly sounding out the words for like 3 minutes and then hitting the guess button and getting an additional 80 seconds to continue doing so and then finally getting it right in the last 10 seocnds while Dan is just sitting there watching it happen is one of the funniest things.

10:04 Arin's complete and utter elation when he realizes that "Scrotum" fits is the funniest goddamn thing ive ever seen

The fact that Weird Al still contacts them and sends them Christmas cards is so fucking wholesome. Can we elect that man for sainthood or something?

The oscillation between English major and dyslexic kindergartner that comes out in these videos is one of my favorite things.