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So you have free healthcare (flasks), no rent (resting at graces) and free transport (fast travel)? That's totally unrealistic.

Should've had where each painting you collected reduced the amount of runes you had to spend, as a Tax writeoff

"... just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."

Idk about that one

Can’t have shit in the Lands Between. They taxed my adventure.

Aggy taking the same mindset into the Rykard fight that I do at the gas station. “Just don’t even look at the cost, it’s necessary”

In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes

"I have to go to Blaidd twice unless I murder Kale."
Capitalism

elden ring, but there’s a hole in the bottom of your cartoonishly large sack of money and every movement leaves a breadcrumb trail of little coins behind you

Bro can beat the entire game with randomized bosses without being hit once but he can’t tell when he’s walking off a cliff. Truly a master of his craft

I love that he starts as the Thief class, 10/10

Margit, the Wallet Omen probably: "Thou art of passing bank balance. Old runes must pass through thy veins, Tarnished."

> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available
> Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money
> Exploits unpaid labor
> Effortlessly blows past everything
> Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore
> Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire

Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...

seems like this challenge has...
taken its toll :_lilaggCool:

Dont let EA personnel watch this video

Elden Ring: EA Edition

I'm multitasking and during the Godrick fight I glanced at the screen and read the name over his health bar as "Godrick the Garfield" for a moment.

0:53 haha. yea it would make sense if it worked like that wouldn't it

Now when your enemies say "you'll pay for that" they mean it

That moment where Blaidd and Darriwil killed each other was epic