“those who forget history are doomed to have 0 gamer cred” -FDR

The fact that the wealthiest man in the world had to pay people so he could pretend to be a gamer is all the proof I need that gamer credit is more powerful than anything

im actually still living comfortably off the interest i earn monthly from the large gamer cred deposit i received after finishing Darkwing Duck on game boy as a child

The lengths Dunkey will go to dunk on Riot will forever warm my heart

jokes aside the part where dunkey said he was generating more gamer cred when he was 10 playing all sorts of stuff than when he was 16 only playing shooters hit me

"Valorant has always been trash" - Dr Jeff Derevensky, McGill University. Such a powerful quote

"Snoop, you have more games than Master Cheif" is a quote for the century...

I can just tell Chris Pratt couldn't even comprehend a game like Bubble Bobble

When Dunkey said "I was generating more gamer cred when I was 10 than when i was 16." I really felt that in my soul

This is the perfect example of the classic Dunkey blend of truth and satire. Making fun of "fake gamers" while also making fun of people who would make fun of fake gamers.

Tbh I'm kinda glad gamer score is private now, everywhere I went I was swarmed with attractive people trying to attach themselves to me in a hollow attempt to learn my sick strats.

you see, the message here isn’t just to play old games, it's to branch out into a wider variety of games!

Elon has the energy of a kid saying he unlocked Master Hand at recess

I will get to work and start handing out copies of Knack at the homeless shelters

This spoke to me. Once I turned 30 it struck me that every minute I'm playing a live service shooting game is a minute I could be spending playing a game with soul.

If you haven't stayed up late to emulate your favorite childhood classics, can you even call yourself a gamer?

Confucius says, "Do not fear a man who has played Valorant 1000 times, but a man who has played "Super Mario Bros. 2" 1 time."

2:43 "Today, kids have godlike access to hundreds of video games but are misled into playing the lamest trash imaginable" is legit something i believe about most gamers and now im concerned dunkey is making fun of me.

Gamer cred should be the first thing you read in anyone’s resume

Fun Fact: You generate more gamer cred simply from opening the main menu of Super Paper Mario than you do from a lifetime of Valorant