shoutouts to @foodbeast for letting me destroy their kitchen and @jarvis for allowing me to scar him for life

nothing is as terrifying as the step that just ends in "don't forget."

“You know the recipe is good when it has residue ” had me dead lmao

Next time you do this, you should make the regular instructions in a normal/angelic voice, while the translated one should be all dark and demonic.
Or if you can get him in there, get DougDoug to be the translated voice, and make him yell it out in the deep voice

I love how not only does he follow the translated recipe to a T, he also goes full-on Amelia Bedelia with the instructions

I think it’s pretty clear that the Google translate recipe almost won! The only reason it didn’t is because the recipe clearly stated “Don’t Forget”, but you forgot!

Can't wait for Eric to publish his official cookbook, that cupcake looked delicious and totally most definitely safe to eat

i still hear the voice of god

I'm so happy to see Jarvis' dreams come true. He is finally part of the content he would normally react to.

11:33 imagine just chillin outside and seeing this guy roast a pile of garbage

"Hit it, God"
patiently waits for a second
"s t e p  2"

I love how “don’t forget” was its own step.

Quotes that fit baking cupcakes and solving problems in my chemistry lecture:
- “USE YOUR BRAIN”
- “Kelvin it is”
- “NOOOOO”
- “Give me a second I need to think”
- sees redox question “sorry I was just cowering a little bit for unrelated reasons”
- to my teacher that despises me “I know you’re pissed off that I’m doing a good job”
- “I’m just having a hard time understanding how that’s gonna turn into anything”
- “d o n ‘ t f o r g e t” (what am I forgetting? I don’t understand …)
- tries to math “I feel like I need to-” immediate regret
- “WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT WAS I DOING THIS ENTIRE TIME?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND!”
- “I have forgotten something incredibly important”
- unconvincingly “that is the sound of joy”
- “How am I supposed to divide this?”
- “This is a very technique skill based, sort of, um, maneuver” does addition wrong
- The exasperated “ok a y”

Cannot imagine what the flamethrower burnt bread, flower, and raw egg monstrosity smelled like in that room.

the "DON'T FORGET" was so ominous

6:52 Don't forget.

Eric's commitment to the bit is commendable, I don't think I could bring myself to commit some of those atrocities

Seeing “the Alamo” slowly pan onto screen made me laugh harder than I ever have at a YouTube video

12:27 forgets to subscribe OH NO

6:32 why the quality dropped so hard bro😭😭