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Fancyplier: Some of us have become a right more dignified.

Also Mark: Look at that dong!

Mark: I'm beginning to suspect to think that you're not the nice guy at all!

Bob: I am the nice one.

Mark: Mmm, say something nice about me then!

Bob: I really like how short you are.

Mark: internally screaming

I love how they didn't even question Wade being the princess/damsel in distress. Wade gets caught up and always calls for help and Mark usually ends up saving him while Bob laughs.

i love how at the end mark just “youre too stupid to be the evil one” and then like, immediate apologies

"Markiplier Will MOUNT You"

Who's ready for a fully family friendly and monetizable video!

"It's 2020, it's not 2015. Our base humor needs to be much higher..."
Ah yes, 2015, the year of the Bonercast. Good times!

I wonder if Mark noticed his arms weren't long enough to reach over half of the things he tried too. (not really a mouse vs controller fault)

Wade: grabs bob's taint
Bob: "I'm definitely the villain"

37:02

No one's talking about how Mark is the only one who actually gave a genuine compliment, and it was to Wade lmao

Mark: "Our base humour needs to be higher than it was 5 years ago."
Also Mark: "Ooooh, look at that DONG!"

Mark comes to save the princess and it turns out his “shining armor” was just a suit entirely made of tinfoil. The princess jumps out of her tower after hearing Mark monologue for half an hour about how he’s wearing this to protect himself from Bob’s evil schemes.

Mark: This isn’t 2015!

Is it though? Mount Your Friends, shavediplier, Mark Wade and Bob’s multiplayer. I think it is 2015.

Life: (points in a direction)
Mark: (agressively sprints in the opposite direction)

Bob is the villain, and his evil backstory is that he wanted to get a fridge installed but lost his mind instead.

35:49 I don't know who's the "villain" of the group, but Wade is clearly the nice(st) one :)

Bob: “I’m the villain”
Mark: “You’re not the villain, you’re the villain!”

"What's the tensile strength of a goat's ass?" Okay, Mr. "I could've been an engineer"

Markiplier: titles a video “Markiplier will mount you”
Fanfic writers: it’s free real estate

Huh.... This made me imagine the guys playing a multiplayer version of 'Getting Over It!' where their characters can interact with each other.

Friendships over.