“Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you”

The fucking compression on that word just gets me every damn time 😂

5:45
fun fact: like a year ago, my friends and i spent like 15 minutes trying to get answer to this exact question, which we did.
If you're curious, the answer we landed on was roughly 957.1 mph (or like 1540.3km/h for any non-americans(i think)). Is this accurate? Probably not, but it's an answer.
For even more information, the average commercial airline flies at about 480-575 mph, and a fighter jet is roughly 1300 - 1360 mph. You would have to punch it faster than an airplane, but slower than a fighter jet. Have fun.

“British people are just Australians that haven’t gone far enough into the skill tree yet” absolute GOLD 😂😂

0:48 flamethrowmer

Diabetes being DoT and stacking insulin still cracks me

1:10 Skyrim ass logic😭

5:47 Fun fact: you'll need to slap that thicc chicken on velocity of  3725.95 mph to cook it

I love that like 90% of these aren't even the whole joke, just the punchline. Shit that is only funny to people who have already seen everyone Badger has every made.

ah yes, the united bank of  m ø n e ¥

7:28 they sounded like turkeys bruh😂😂

8:53 the turkey seeks to escape it's fate

1:37 hit hard after korea 2024 🎉

3:21 proceeds to get a chair through a plate glass window

3:30 - 3:40 this collection is just great. Listen to this without context, just great.

"This is such a great shitpost"
"You just whip the FATTEST 180 and just blow somebody sky high."
"That embodies the state. It's either old people or FUCKEN SEND IT"

7:23 by far my favourite line of all time.

Common military equipment would probably solve a lot of movies fast If movie soldiers weren’t all fucking storm troopers

2:17 bro coughed and ascended to somewhere in the Omniverse/10th demension 💀

2:36 The United Bank Of m u n e e

0:25 we're on that BESH

2:08 American when they hear someone has oil 😂😂