Him : breathe out
Me : coughs aggressively

Him: “I loved watching you change-“
Me: “WDYM BY THAT BRO”

Me: in heavy denial about... something
These audios: attacking me like a murder of crows

“I never knew you owned so many blankets”

Me, who is currently wrapped in 5 different blankets

Va: i didn't you had this many blankets...
Listener, buried in their multi-billion-blanket-fort: bro wdym? Ive always had these...

Okay this fits me so well. I love soft fuzzy things and cozy feelings.

“I didn’t know you owned so many blankets”

Well I gotta have them all around me so 3 + 1 as a bed spread + one ad an actual blanket + one that’s in the closet for no reason

“I never knew you owned so many blankets” me currently wrapped in five different blankets laying on and snuggling 3

"soft and fuzzy things"
that I do-

one thing I don't like about the saying ''I love you to the moon and back'' is the fact it only takes 4 weeks to get to the moon and then come back to earth (Well, that's how long it took) and it just feels like saying ''This relationship is gonna last 4 weeks'' or smth like that

GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
I AM BACKK(not fully tho)
-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT
Eat and stay hydrated <3.

Suru :Why u have my hoodie anyway?
Me :Because I want it :3

“I bet it’s a maid outfit” SIR, GET OUT OF MY MIND!

Him : is that my hoodie

Me : Nuh uh you’ve never owned a hoodie like this this is mine

5'7 is small... okkkiii something new

there is just something about your neko audios that makes them so much better then everyone else’s 🥰

This audio made me feel so warm and cozy 🥺😭🖤

I'm just imagining like a big ass six foot tall man sitting in the listeners lap being like short AF (I'm 4'11) and just like holding him💀

"I love you to the moon and back."
BOI YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOMMA

The cat In the thumbnail looks familiar

Every persona 5 fan including myself