He's dating a girl that looks like his MOM!!!
That's y they picked two people who looked similar! Wow!
This sketch has layers ppl!
LAYERS!!

The Needlers: The Couple Who Should Be Divorced: The Origin Story

when someone is looking for a baby bear you don't tell them where he is

Megan Mullaly was actually very good, she didn't read her lines, she knew them and retained eye contact which added to the crazy

I was married to this guy. He liked to have his head and neck rubbed, and it usually put him “in the mood.”

One day, he was driving with me in the passenger seat, and his mom sitting behind him. She started rubbing his head, scratching her nails on his scalp and the back of his neck. Speaking to me, she said “he loves getting his head rubbed. Did you know that?” I said “...uh, yeah, I did.” Sooooo awkward.

We’re divorced now.

I thought the big reveal at the end would be that the mother had a huge collection of engagement rings from her son's previous failed relationships.

Also I love that half the comments here are "I DATED THIS GUY" like...oof. congrats on y'all for escaping, you know what's best for urselves

An alarm clock woke us up, your dad read the newspaper, everyone showered separately... what?😂

there are people like this , that is the scary part...

I dated this guy!
He was in his 30s, a super successful trader, and looked like a Gillette model... but he talked incessantly about his mum and called sex ‘binky bonks’.. complete deal breaker 😱😱

Only me who sees two Amys in this skit?

I dated a guy for nine months who lived with his mother and sister, and both women were like this to the point I was convinced something incestuous was going on. If we were sitting down to watch a movie and holding hands or cuddling, his mother or sister would come and sit in between us. If we were going out for a date, his sister (she was 14 years old btw) would get down on the ground and latch onto his legs like a toddler so he couldn’t leave the apartment, and his mother thought it was the cutest funniest little thing. Also when the sister would get stressed she would go grab one of his pillows and smell it until she calmed down. I ended up breaking up with him because his mother and sister would just magically show up at wherever we were having our date (“oh, you decided to go out for sushi too?! That is such a funny coincidence!” or “no way! What are the odds we go to the same movie at the same theatre?!”) and they were pretty bad to me, and he never defended me. It scared me that he thought this behaviour was normal. Always keep your eyes open because the red flags are always there.

"I'm coming, mother!"
"So soon, Oedipus?"

Dude, my mother was repainting my room before I had even finished moving my stuff out.

Seth Meyers looks like Ben Stiller

" I need help with my zipper! "
He doesn't even have a zipper

"Im 34 and a half!"

This skit is sooooooo true and the scary thing is, I know some people who are actual like this. Yikes

Tammy 2 and Leslie Knope back in the day!

His reaction to the baby bear joke was so perfectly childlike. His face lit it up as soon as he heard. Of course I absolutely adore Megan. This was just great