The GOAT Text (speculative punctuation added):
Hey I want you to know somethings and I want to try to make somethings clear. I can understand why you wouldn't want to be around someone who is moody. I don't think I am, and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving.

I do get very excited and happy when I'm around you, or even just thinking about you. I do like you very, very much, and I never got over you from a million years ago. I think you're the best and I have never and will never meet or be able to be with someone of you incredibleness. I think that you're too insecure for your own good and that needs to stop completely.

I know you've probably had a million guys say this kind of stuff, and have probably said it and been a million times better, but I need to. So please try to empathise, it makes me immeasurably sad that you won't talk to me. In an ideal world. You and me would be together forever and I've never not thought about that.

Don't think I'll find someone else because I haven't in a million years. I don't believe in love, but I know I've never felt that same way about anyone else?

Oh god Amir’s vision is deteriorating so fast he needs lasik again

0:50

Doesn’t matter if he sleeps 2 hours, 10 hours, or 5 minutes, he’s getting a full 9.

fuck me the sugar cup bit has me in stitches

Jake was off the chains on this one lol

That vision into Amir’s future during the ad read

Get liquid! Get liquid!

Amir looks good in these glasses

Amir seemed hungover during the ad reads

FINALLY

Omg the sleep bit .  Just wow.

mi parte favorita de la musica es el minuto 34

Sopping

snatch

such a bad writer 🤣🤣

Second

Whats up with the weird dude putting his fingers in his mouth?

So should I just unsubscribe from the patreon?

Bet they put another fucking betterhelp ad in this one as well

Can us patrons technically sue for this bs? Like I literally paid to watch this & support and now it’s all released for a quick buck…