“Ah, THERAPY” hahahah

“You’re not the chosen one because I was chosen the next night” 😂

“Polished his shit shiny” is wild 😂

It's so weird to see Joe go from looking like a wannabe gangster in 2015 to someone I think I've had a run-in with at the Barnes & Noble cafe now.

“school jail” is just called school Joe 😂

nah -- the second story I would've told said cheating friend that I hooked up with our guy friend and gage her reaction. If they get upset, I'd ask "Why do you care so much? You have a boyfriend. Unless there's something you're not telling me." BC like WHY ARE YOU CHEATING?!

“We don’t know if you punched an old lady in the eye then stole that money from her”
“Why is she even carrying $4,000 in her pocketbook at night? She was asking for it” 😂😂😂

In 2005 my brother hacked our entire school districts website/database which was stupid easy by just putting fttp instead of http before the URL. He blamed it on a kid that had moved away but my dad tried to make the point that it's their fault and they needed to be more careful with our SSN and the rest of our identifying factors especially since it's children. They were pissed 😂😂 every year since then students and parents have to sign a paper stating they won't misuse the school network. Every year I laugh when that paper comes home and let my kids know it's because of their uncle we have to sign this.

"Suck it like I'm mad at it" is diabolical Joe 🤭🤭

8:21 why is it called “social media stalking” like bro, all the pics are up there for the world to see

We love glasses joe 😍😍

0:12, if you say so...

9:54 tell the guy, cologne is something they can easily change!!! If yall are close enough you could even buy him a new one. I’m sure if you tell him he smells just like your dad and it kinda weirds you out he will understand

WOMEN! Can we PLEASEEE stop faking o’s for men’s satisfaction/confidence?! Been there, done that, and it only hurts us! Tell them what you like, how you like it, and tell them to keep going until you’re finished

“suppress it. block it out of your memory” 👏🏾 good answer, good answer 😂

That $4K guy definitely stole it from somewhere.

Minus the drinking thing if I woke up and I found $4000 in cash like Joe said I would definitely keep it and probably spend it on pay my bills because it’s $4000 dammit

So the way I met my wife: she added me on Facebook. I was half drunk. I liked EVERYTHING. the next morning she messaged me "hey that's kind of weird, why are you looking ask my stuff" and I said "well why did you upload pictures for everyone to just go out there and like?"

Anyway our daughter just turned 8 months old and we've been together since 2012.

I'm so unreasonably invested in the one who had the cheating friend that kissed the same guy the next day, that's prime drama to listen to, that I wish it were on Best of Reddit updates to find out what happened next lmao

“Class A grass-fed piece of shit” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂